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Kenny's POV

I walk into the old house revealing Karen and her girlfriend making out "Oh shit-" I yelled causing them to stop, "Leo's calling me soon so shut the fuck up" I say jokingly "Alright talk with your boyfriend soon~" she whispered. I need to stop being so bitchy, I laid down on the couch taking off my ugly ass shirt. I die alot sometimes, gruesome ass deaths like holy fuck, I heard a ringing on the the phone so I picked it up quickly "Kenny speaking" I manage to say without laughing "Uh- Ken hi?" Butters says confused "EYYYY LEO, WANNA COME OVER?" I screeched laughing "S-Sure Ken" He chuckled "Bye Buttercup!", "Bye Ken!" He hanged up

-Time skipppp brought to you by my lazy ass-

I heard a knocking on the door about 20 minutes later "Uh hiya there is this Kenny- OH GOSH GOLLY IT'S YOU! FINALLY! You didn't tell me the address so I got lost..." he rubbed the back of his neck then looked at me just staring, he blushed when I realized that my shirt was still off "OH SHIT LEO I NEED A SHIRT" I ran to find it and 5 minutes later I came back to the door wearing a shirt that said 'PANSEXUAL BITCH' on it. I don't wear it in public cause I know people are homophobic as crap! "I like your shirt Ken!" He smiled "Thanks" I rubbed my neck nervously "Oh come in!" I smiled again as he sneezed cutely and laughed. OH SHIT I LOVE THIS BOY-

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