Connor is a survivor.
Markus is a creator.
Simon and Gavin are raging homosexuals.
Kara just wants to know where the fuck Alice has gone.
Welcome to Jericho.
or - in which the people from my groupchat bully me for this introduction
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what's up FUCKERS, my name is monika (she/her) but "you" can call me obama, and welcome to a dramatic rendition of my favourite movie 'Fast and Furious 28: 2 David 2 Cage'. I would like to thank my not-dad core7 corey (he/him) for helping me down this p
A LITTLE ABOUT ME :)
1. i live in scotland - it's an amazing place to be but also fuck the entire country and everybody in it as i cannot Stand these hoes
2. i have a cat! his name is harvey and he is a bastard
3. nice comments make me cry & i love it when yall ramble - drop a comment, cmon, don't be shy 😳🔪
OTHER INFO
if you have a request (or even just a vague idea of a scenario you'd like to see me write) then sumbit that shit!!!
i gotta know who/what ship you want to be involved - if you have any scenario or location you want them in, tell me that too - and comment your request here.
the chance of me actually writing your request is,, uh,,, Slim, but fuck it bro, send em in, i'm always low on inspo and i can use some good-natured bullying from yall
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I WILL WRITE:
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- reed900 (gavin x nines)
- hankcon (hank x connor)
- simarkus (simon x markus)
- jerralph (jerry x ralph IT'S SO C U T E BRO I CAN'TT)
- character x reader, but only imagines
- most ships tbh
- I FUCKING LOVE FLUFF AND I WILL WRITE IT FOR YOU ANYTIME
- honestly there doesn't even have to be a romance side to it, if yall want a oneshot of simon and north being best bros then i'll write that shit
- wireplay & smut, i have outgrown caring
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I'M NOT COMFORTABLE WITH WRITING:
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- the romanticisation of sexual abuse/harrassment (sexual abuse that is portrayed as good or hot). it's deeply disrespectful to survivors of abuse.
- anything markus x north. i have no moral objection,.., i just think it's bland and uninspiring and can't write anything about it
- hankcon smut - the subtext is fucking tHere, hankcon rights babey!! but writing smut about them literally makes me want to die. they're YOUR gay dads, their MY gay dads, they're EVERYONE'S gay dads, i do not want to write smut about my father thank you very much.
- heterosexual pairings other than kara x luther, sorry but i'm heterophobic 😔🔪
- markus x leo. they're canonically brothers, as they share the same dad (adopted family is absolutely still real family and saying otherwise is harmful and untrue!!), it's literally incest bro.
- no kinkshaming!! beat your meat to whatever the fuck gets you off!!! but the only kinky shit i'll write is bdsm and if any of yall even MENTION male lactation then i will sue ALL of you
A QUICK NOTE - FUCK HOMOPHOBES, TRANSPHOBES AND PARTICULARLY RACISTS, YALL VALID AS FUCK & THE WORLD IS BETTER WITH YOU IN IT! ALSO WATCH JESSE WILLIAMS'S BET SPEECH (LINK IN MY BIO, MAYBE, I CAN'T REMEMBER) OR PERISH
have a great day motherfucker, i hope you enjoy reading!
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YOU ARE READING
detroit become human oneshots ☆ requests open
Fanfictiononeshots & imagines - includes simon x markus, gavin x rk900, connor/rk900 x reader, ralph x jerry, and much jericrew friendship fluffiness 💞 we have everyone's favourite bois. (and of course hella luther & josh appreciation, my bois are A N G E...
