How my cult name was found

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I am in a cult and its called band. We have a section that is only percussion and the wind players are in a different room. Our leader was wanting to give everyone names because Mole man was the first nickname and then there was Trash and Meat Shield. Me and Short Stack  are the quiet kind in the percussion room and we had our own little area where we played the drums. Our cult leader was wanting to know what our names was and they asked if we had thought of our names and we said no. 

It was science time (Bill Nye's theme song starts to play in the background) and everyone was arriving to get seated. Short Stack checked out (I think) and I was going to my spot of where I normally sit. Our leader asked what my name was and I immediately replied with Book, I have no idea why but I think its because I am a reader? That's how I got my name Book and Short Stack got her name because she likes pancakes. 

So yeah, you know what to call me instead of Author. If you want to call me Arrow you can but Book is another name I will go by, this is just a little FYI for ya'll. 

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