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"One does not simply fuck a cat

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"One does not simply fuck a cat."
- 6AgentGG9

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Me:*doing nothing*

Outer!Dust:*floating in space in the background*

Dio:Dafaq?

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Dio:*exists*

Author-Chan:WHOM THE FACK LOST THIS CHILD!?

Demise:WUT-

Author-Chan:Oh, so your the father ._. Is the wife Alexis 7w7

Demise:Dafaq?

Author-Chan:*gives Dio to Demise* take care of the Alise child!

Demise:Floofy what the fu-

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Dio:Why am I with you?

Demise:Why do you exist?

Dio:Because mommy forgot about me and daddy doesn't seem to know I exist ;-;

Demise:Floofy is the mom and who is the Dad....?

Dio:Well-

Dust:THE GODDAMN HOUSE IS ON FIRE, JFC-

Taipan:HOW THE HELL IS IT ON FIRE-

Sprinkle:Where all gonna die.

Everyone:*scatters and screeching for their lives*

Demise:WHAT THE FU-

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Dio:Hey mom

Author-Chan:I'M NOT YOUR MOM-

Dio: ;-;

Author-Chan:Oh no...

Dio:*cries*

Author-Chan:No! Please don't cry! I'm sorry! Just please don-

Demise:Da hell did I just walk into-

#SHOETHETAPE

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