Incorrect Dustland

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"At Cornell University they have an incredibly piece of scientific equipment known as the Tunneling Electron Microscope. Now, this microscope is so powerful that by firing electrons you can actually see images of the atom, the infinitesimally minute building blocks of our universe, and if I were using that microscope right now, I still wouldn’t be able to locate my interest in your problem." - NaJ Dust

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"Goddammit, I hate your levelheadedness." - Dusty

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Dust!Fell:I'm gonna take you out.

Victim:Okay, it's a date.

Dust!Fell:I meant that as a threat.

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Suicide!Dust:You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.

Asylum!Dust:...Is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?

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Genocidal:So when are you free?

Error!Dust:I'm forever imprisoned in my own personal hell so I am never truely "free", but I don't really have plans all next week except for Monday.

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"I have hobbies that aren’t destroying myself and others… I can make hats…" - Error!Dust

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"I can see you and I are going to get along like a house on fire. There may be no survivors." - Asylum!Dust or Dust!Geno

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Outer!Dust:Hey, how would you like your coffee?

Error!Dust:As dark and bitter as my soul.

Outer!Dust:...One glass of milk, coming up!

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"I’ll have a petite filet mignon, very lean - not so lean that it lacks flavor, but not so fat that it leaves drippings on the plate.  And I don’t want it cooked - just lightly seared on either side, pink in the middle; not a true pink, but not a mauve either, something in between - bearing in mind, the slightest error either way, and it’s ruined!!" - Error!Dust ordering dinner

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NaJ!Dust:I just did the math. I'm about 100 kilograms. I just ate 800 grams of ravioli. That means I'm about 0.8% ravioli.

Murder:...It's 4 o'clock in the morning.

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Pirate!Dust:Why are people who don’t like milk full of so much hate inside?

A random person:Miku honestly isn’t even the best Vocaloid, though.

Also random person:...

Also also random person:I *HATE* myself.

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Pirate!Dust:Ok, so I just had a really great idea!

Dusty:No.

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Outer!Dust:Give the trees names and they will protect you!

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