𝙟𝙤𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙨 ✿ ch zodiacs [discontinued]

Which country snaps your elbows/kneecaps?

Random, sorry

Aries: Germany, elbows
Germany: I don't care that you broke your elbow-

Taurus: USSR, kneecaps
USSR: Revenge, сука-

Gemini: Japan, kneecaps
Japan: Your nico nico kneecaps are mine now~

Cancer: Russia, elbows
Russia: Be lucky those weren't your kneecaps.

Leo: America, elbows
America: That's what you get for eating my Big Mac!

Virgo: Britain, he didn't break either, but he spilt hot tea on your elbows
Britain: I mAdE fUcKiNg BiScUiTs BuT yOu NeVeR cAmE tO mY tEa PaRtY-

Libra: Indonesia, kneecaps
Indonesia: I THOUGHT 'STRAYA HAD MY MILO, BUT IT WAS YOU!!

Scorpio: Scotland, kneecaps
Scotland: GIVE ME BACK MY FUCKIN IRN BRU!

Sagittarius: Finland, elbows
Finland: Stop destroying my snowman.

Capricorn: India, elbows
India: QUIT SPAMMING ME WITH PEWDIEPIE-

Aquarius: Italy, elbows
Italy: SPAGHETTI IS NOT RAMEN/NOODLES!!

Pisces: Third Reich, kneecaps
Third Reich: This is revenge for grinding my kneecaps into soup. AND SERVING IT TO SOVIET- (Aha, I think this is my fault-)