The Heart Of Mafia

say the name, EIGHTEEN?! (by pas

I arise from a deep analysis.

I rub my eyes awake.

I look around to see that I'm trapped in Chung Ha's bedroom with thirteen guys.

“hey, you guys look really-”

“Park Kim Y/N!” Seungcheol shouts.

“You're the one we've been looking for!”

“I will not marry you, I'm taken by my kidnappeder.”

Seungcheol looks disgusting beauty.

“Who the fUk wants you?” Jeonghan says disgustedly.

“What?”

“WE NEED YOU TO BE OUR 14 MEMBER IN ORDER TO SAVE MINGYU'S SKETONB!”

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I get up on stage and trip into the stage.

I get trampled by Seventeen as they repatly step all over my now broken earlobe.

“I-”

I'm cut off by Jihoon yanking me out of the stage and tossing right into....

JOHNNY JOHNNY YES PAPA AND YUTA?

I scream in scarly fear of being single.

“Damn, you is a crusty hoe.”

Johnny Johnny Yes Papa sprays me with his Victoria secret perfume.

“Are you new to England?” Yuta asks me.

“You smell like McDonald's.” Johnny Johnny Yes Papa says in gross income tax return.

“Let me give you the beat, you got lots of fans here in-”

I cut Yuta off.

I realize I've been looking at a backdrop and that I'm still in Seoul.

Minghao yanks me back onstage.

I close my eyes and feel myself fall deeper and deeper.

I arise from my sleepy slumbers.

I roll over to see...

PLEDIS AND CUBE SENPAI?

This is bad.

I tried running through my email address, but they didn't let me know if you have received this email.

I flail my lawnmower and run.

I gotta find Starship Oppar and I gotta find him now.