Anji: *clicks camera* Round two with Aris, Suga, Tanaka, Noya, Tsuki, Yamaguchi, Hinata, Yachi, Kageyama, and yours truly!
Hinata: Alright!! I'll beat you, Kageyama!
Kageyama: It will depend on the role, dumbass!
Noya: Hey! Send me the detective one!
Tanaka: No! Me!
Tsuki: Tch. Use a randomizer or something.
Aris: That's what I did on the first round! *shows phone to Tsuki*
Tsuki: Whatever.
Daichi: Even Tsukishima is excited.
Enno: I know, right? Anji happened to introduce this game to us on a hangout when half of the team are late.
Daichi: Oh. That...
Aris: I got the narrator! It's the great Anji Kamasaki!
Kageyama & Tsuki: *internal sweating* 'This can't be good.'
Anji: Hehehehe. I'm the best storyteller in the whole world!
Suga: *sweatdrop* 'Knowing Anji, I have a bad feeling about this...'
Anji: *gets Aris's phone* Time for the roles! There will be two mafias for this round, so brace yourselves!
Narrator: Anji
Mafias: ???
Detective: ???
Doctor: ???
Civilians: ???
Anji: Where do you guys want to go?
Aris: The woods sounds ridiculous.
Kageyama: 'Holy crap. Aris, I trusted you!'
Anji: Okay then. Let's have a camping in the woods! Night time, everybody! Mafias?
M1: *points Hinata*
M2: *points Yachi*
Anji: Only one person per night, lovelies.
M1: 'Damn it.' *points Suga*
M2: *smirk* 'Someone's using their brain.' *points Suga*
Anji: Next, Detective.
Detective: *points Tsukishima*
Anji: 'Lucky guess.' *thumbs up*
Detective: Alright!!
Kageyama: Shut up, Hinata. You just revealed your role. The mafias will kill you in the next round, idiot.
Hinata: Oh.
Anji: Doctor?
Doctor: *points Tsuki*
Anji: Alright! Morning time!
Aris: Whoo!
Anji: Aris was the first one to wake up. She took in the fresh air that the surrounding trees gave them. But then, she smelled something filthy in the air. Is that the smell of blood? She went out of her tent and saw a scene that will forever change her life. A certain silverette has a spear impaling his chest on a tree. Goodbye, Suga-san.
Suga: *turns pale* What the hell, Anji?
Tanaka, Noya, Hinata: *jawdrop*
Yama & Yachi: *turns pale*
Kageyama & Tsuki: *sweatdrop*
Aris: Awsome! Gimme more blood on the next round!
Anji: Your wish is my command. Now, discuss!
Aris: Yay!
Everyone: *sweatdrop*
Aris: Okay. Who would kill Suga-san? He's pretty clever, so the mafias decided to kill him as soon as possible. Am I right?
Suga: Hey, does that mean I'll always be killed on the first night?
Anji: It depends on the mafia team.
Aris: Pretty clever move, huh?
Hinata: It's Tsukishima!
Tsuki: Me?
Yachi: Yeah. It must be you. Hinata already revealed his role.
Tsuki: What if he's just joking around?
Yamaguchi: Nah. Hinata is a simpleton, so far chance.
Hinata: Heh! Wait. What did you just called me?
Aris: Nice one Yamaguchi!
Anji: Raise your hands if you are in favor of executing Tsukishima Kei.
Everybody raised their hands.
Anji: Congratulations! You eliminated a mafia! One to go!
Hinata: Alright! *high five with Aris*
Anji: Night time! Mafia?
M1: *points Hinata*
Anji: Detective?
Hinata: *points Tanaka*
Anji: *thumbs down* Doctor?
Doctor: *points Hinata*
Anji: Morning time! No one died. Awww
Noya: Nice save, doctor!
Hinata: Thank you for saving me!!!
Noya: So, Hinata, did you find the other mafia?
Hinata: No. But I cleared Tanaka-san!
Tanaka: Hell yeah! I'm innocent!
Aris: Oh! I know! Let's eliminate Kagedudes!
Everyone: Kage-what?
Tsuki, Yama, Tanaka, Noya, Hinata, Anji: *stiffles laughter*
Kageyama: Aris is the other mafia! She wants to eliminate everyone!
Aris: Defensive, eh? Don't go pointing fingers at random people who randomly screams out names for fun. Unless, you're the mafia. *smug smile*
Kageyama: That doesn't make sense!
Hinata: Let's kill Kageyama!
Noya & Tanaka: Yeah!
Yamaguchi & Yachi: *sweatdrop*
Anji: Raise your hands if you are in favor of executing Kageyama Tobio.
Aris, Hinata, Noya, Tanaka: *raises hands aggressively*
Yamaguchi & Yachi: *reluctantly raises hands*
Anji: Okay then. Team civilian wins!
Aris, Hinata, Noya, Tanaka: Yayyy!!!
Yamaguchi & Yachi: *sweatdrop*
Tsuki: You cannot use logic on these simpletons.
Yamaguchi: *nods*
Anji: *pulls Asahi and Daichi* Let's teach these old folks how to play!
Suga & Shimizu: *sweatdrop* 'Old folks...'
Daichi: Okay, okay! I'm playing. All the third years are.
Anji: You heard him! Let's play another round!
Hinata: Yayyy!!!
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