Zayn
Hi, this is your doctor from the clinic. You
tested positive for chlamydia, so we're going
to have to schedule you an appointment to
get treated. Hope you're having a great day!
Unknown
Um... I think you have the wrong number.
Zayn
No, this is definitely the right number!
Unknown
Well it's definitely not. I haven't
been tested in over a year, but I
always go to the same doctor.
Zayn
Damn! You know you're supposed to get
tested every couple of months right?
Unknown
That's only if you're sexually active.
Zayn
So you haven't had sex in over a year???
I'm so sorry 😰
Unknown
You know life doesn't revolve
around sex right?
Zayn
That's what people who aren't getting laid say.
Unknown
Are you sure you're a doctor?
You seem very unprofessional.
Zayn
Oh yeah. I'm not a doctor,
it was just a prank text.
Unknown
Hm. That's not a very funny prank.
Zayn
Have you got a better idea?
Unknown
No. I have better things to do with my time.
Unknown
How did you get this number anyway?
Zayn
You're my number neighbor.
Unknown
What's a number neighbor?
Zayn
Do... Do I really need to explain it to you?
Unknown
Obviously. Otherwise I wouldn't have asked.
Zayn
Okay, Karen. Geez.
Zayn
A number neighbor is someone who
has a number close to yours but it's
only a digit or two off. It's like a trend
on twitter to text your number
neighbor and post their response.
Unknown
Hm. That doesn't sound safe.
Zayn
Oh my god. You really are a Karen.
Unknown
What's a Karen??
Zayn
Ma'am. You're killing me here.
Unknown
I'm a man.
Zayn
Sir. You're killing me here.
Unknown
Sorry?
Zayn
You have a weird sense of humor.
Unknown
Says the one who tried to tell
me I have chlamydia.
Zayn
It was a prank.
Unknown
Again. Not a very funny prank.
Zayn
You're boring. I need a better
reaction to post on twitter.
Unknown
Sorry. Maybe you should try a different number neighbor.
Zayn
Good idea. Brilliant. Your mind >>>
Unknown
Another suggestion: try a different prank.
Zayn
You're right. I'll tell them it's syphilis instead.
Unknown
Dear god. 🤦🏻♀️
Zayn
Yes, that's my name. Don't wear it out.
Unknown
💀
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A/N: not me acting like i didn't already have this written. 😅
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Fanfiction[social media ❦ crack fic] zayn randomly decides to prank text his number neighbor during quarantine because there's nothing better to do. who knew his number neighbor would be so hot? bottom!harry as always ❦ [disclaimer: harry is older than zayn] ...
