FaceTime with Harry💗 02:10
"Also... you will never guess
what happened today, babe."
"Should I be worried?"
"Only a little. Haha."
"Oh, lord. What happened?"
"Ares called me today."
"He what? Why...?"
"At first he sounded all concerned
about you, so naturally I started to
panic. And then he tells me that he
caught you kissing Uncle Mitchie."
"What? Oh my god, he is so dramatic.
He knows we kiss all the time."
"Yeah, and I... wait, what?"
"What?"
"What did you just say?"
"We kiss all the time. But don't
start thinking too much about it,
I don't mean making out or anything
like that. Just a friendly kiss, like
the way you kiss your family."
"Like... on the lips?"
"Yeah. I know some people
are weird about it, but my
family has always been
very affectionate. I hope
that doesn't bother you."
"I mean, if that's how your
family is then I won't say
anything about it. I might
get jealous, but just let me
pout in the corner for a few
minutes and I'll be good."
"Zee, there is nothing to be jealous of.
Mitch was my friend from college, the
one I told you about. He photographed
these portraits. Trust me when I say there
is nothing ever going to happen there.
He's seen me naked too many times. If
there were any feelings there, we would
have explored that a long time ago."
"That surprisingly doesn't
make me feel better."
"Zayn."
"I'm joking. Sort of..."
"Mitch is like family to me. There's
really nothing to be jealous of."
"I know, I'm not worried.
I mean... look at me."
"Oh my god, Zen."
laughter
"I still can't believe he
called you. I'm gonna have
to scold him for that."
"Yeah, probably."
"How did he even call you?"
"From your phone."
"Wow... I guess I need to
make a better password."
"Let me guess. It's his birthday."
"...No."
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Fanfiction[social media ❦ crack fic] zayn randomly decides to prank text his number neighbor during quarantine because there's nothing better to do. who knew his number neighbor would be so hot? bottom!harry as always ❦ [disclaimer: harry is older than zayn] ...
