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Zayn
Am I really that ugly? 😰

Harry
No! You're insanely attractive..

Harry
I'm sorry, I had to take care of something
real quick. It was urgent.

Zayn
More urgent than me? 😔

Harry
A little. Haha.

Zayn
Was it hard and start with a B?

Harry
Zayn! 😳

Zayn
I'm teasing, H.

Zayn
Since you think I'm insanely attractive, will
you send an actual picture of your face now?

Harry
I don't know Zayn... I feel a little
insecure now if I'm being honest.

Zayn
Why? I'm sure you're gorgeous.

Harry
You don't know that though.

Zayn
Well I won't keep pressuring you about it,
but just know that I'm not as shallow as I
may seem. I think you're personality is
pretty great on its own, even if I wish I
could put a face to the name.

Harry
Thanks, Zayn..

Harry
I don't think you're shallow at all btw.
Just a little perverted. 😙

Zayn
I can't help that part of myself.

Harry
I don't mind it. Just not used to it.

Zayn
I keep forgetting you're the 31 year old virgin. 😂

Harry
How did you know that?

Zayn
What do you mean?

Harry
What you just said.

Zayn
Are you really a virgin??

Harry
No. How did you know I'm 31?

Zayn
Oh. I didn't. I just made it 31 because
you said you were between 25 and 35.

Zayn
But now I know. 😍

Harry
Damn... I really just gave it away, huh?

Zayn
You did. It's kinda hot though tbh. I've
never been with an older guy before.

Harry
Who says you're going to be with me?

Zayn
Me. Because I'm God, and everything I say goes.

Harry
Oh Lord. 🤦🏻‍♀️

Zayn
Yes, baby. Just keep practicing
my name for the bedroom. 🤤

Harry
You really are a pervert!

Zayn
And I claim that title proudly!

Harry
At least you admit it. Lol.

Zayn
I'm all about the truth, baby.

Harry
Right..

Harry
I have to go, Zayn. I'll talk to you tonight?

Zayn
I look forward to it. 😍

 
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A/N: how y'all feel about harry's age? reply asf