GOLDEN GIRL [TOM HOLLAND]

01. 'dumb premiere'

IMESSAGE GC
WHERE DEM GIRLS AT
holla dolla [cash]
lizzie maguire [liz]
basket casey [casey]

holla dolla
alright bitches so who's gonna be my date for this dumb premiere?

any takers?💁🏻‍♀️

basket casey
oh BOOHOO my life's SO HARD i'm invited to a premiere with TONS of hot af actors someone please join me in my misery 😭😭😭

you know that's how you sound, right?

lizzie maguire
sometimes i wish i could just punch you in your perfect fucking face

two words: SCARLETT MOTHERFUCKIN JOHANSSON

basket casey
you do realise that's three words, right?

lizzie maguire

holla dolla
alright alright i get it

pls just leave my money-maker alone 😥

and ew pls don't call my dad hot i literally think i just threw up a lil

basket casey
first off ew obvs not who i was talking about

and second if i join you will you introduce me to chris evans?🧐

lizzie maguire
oMG AND ME TO SCAR JO????

I'LL LITERALLY SELL YOU MY VITAL ORGANS

KINDEY

HEART

YOU NAME IT

holla dolla
hey liz??

YOUR GAY IS SHOWING

and is this you guys saying you'll go with me?? 👀

basket casey
those are our terms 💁🏼‍♀️

lizzie maguire

you heard the girl

terms met pls

holla dolla
urgh fine

but no touching of the avengers

i don't want my own dad to have to file a lawsuit against me

lizzie maguire
oMG reaLLY caSH?

basket casey
yes!!

we'll be at yours at 6 for champagne and photoshoots🥂

holla dolla
my oh my i can't possibly contain my excitement 🙃
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cash: is this lewk 'premiere' enough for ya??

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username: slay mami slayyyy 🤩

username: lol me whenever i go out anywhere what a MOOD

lizthepope: yeah but your face isn't fix her UP sis
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username: oooOOF she went there

caseyrimestime: give us a smile cash!!🤪

username: why are liz and casey my parents??
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lizthepope: username biological obviously 💁🏻‍♀️

cash: it's just my face!!! caseyrimestime lizthepope 😠

robertdowneyjr: lighten up kiddo and flash that million dollar smile you inherited from your old man?
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username: ^^^
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caseyrimestime: ^^^^^
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lizthepope: listen to your father cashmere!!

username: cashmere i'm deCEASED

sjp: robertdowneyjr i think she might've inherited it from her mother but whatever you say...💁🏼‍♀️

username: actual PARENTS
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cash: no but like LITERALLY

cash: number one, my name is not cashmere!! number two, parents pls stop embarrassing me!! number three, it's just my face!!😥

zendaya: see you there hot stuff!!🥵
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cash: zendaya back at cha!!💋

lizthepope: zendAYA'S GOING?! 😮

username: wow liz is me

cash: zendaya sorry about her she's super gay feel free to ignore
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lizthepope: cash this is discrimination and i will not stand for it 😤