Dark ginger

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It was a nice peaceful day here in Japan, and our lovely heros out and about stopping crimes and taciturn villains, ah yes all was good

Well-

C: *bursts into dorm common room*
SuP fUcKeRs

1-A:ScREecHhHhh!!!

dAnki: why do you have my phone?!

C: Fuck you ThAts wHy!

Uraraka: hello c

C:uraBitch! Just the man i was lookin for!

Tsuyu: UraBitch?

Uraraka: mAn?!

C: oh shut the fuck up and get over here
*walks up in front of everyone with uraBitch*

Deku: so did you need to tell us something?

Bakugou: its not another lame ass dream is it?

C: *Le GasP*
How dAre you ma'am-

Bakuhoe: MA'AM?!

C: -ill have you know im very cUL when it comes to dreams! Isnt that right Mr. MubChez?
*pets ginnie pig*

Mr. MunChez: happy squeaking*

C: haha, of course
*yeets out window*

Mr. MunChez: squeaking about revenge, or something idc f it*

C: anyways ima say this fast, so keep up uraBitch

Uraraka: im not a bitch!-

C: brown dosent show up on the color wheel, there are no wavelengths fir the color brown its just Orange so when you go to a color wheel you have to go to orange and make it darker, so how do you, a brunette *points to uraBitch* feel knowing that your just a dark ginger????

Bakusquad: bursts out laughing*

Bakugou: rolls eyes*

Uraraka: .........................................................
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.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................okay-

C: fortnite default dances on her grave*

Iida: as class president i simply cannot allow you to- *ded*

C and bakusquad: fortnite default dances on iida's grave too*

Momo: as class VICE president I simply cannot allow this foolish behavior to be here on school grounds and in the dorms, you * points to c* shouldn't be here you are no student and are not allowed on school grounds, but yet ate here anyways because we can't get rid of you, we enjoy your company yes but you are a distraction to everyone here and that could lead to students be distracted and most possibly failing their classes and the whole semester and having to start over the year there is already a lot going on here with this pandemic and social distancing also with the rise in crimes due to the fave that the Corona virus or COVID-19 is spreading rapidly around the world we gave to focus on our work here now that we have to do it online instead in our respective classrooms and doing our work, you C are just another distraction in our way that needs to leave

1-A:...

C:.....

The rat under the couch:....

Your mom:...

Your missing dad who went and got the milk 10 years ago:......

Obama:.....

Austin:................................................................................................................................................................gonna make, make, make me do a double take *low whisper*

C: 👏👏👏👏👏👏
*Whistles*
Good speech momo!
That was a good practice run for when your addressing the class, hey you should be a CEO!

Momo: i was being serious-

C: ANYWAYS
Ive gotta §k§k§k§k§k§k§k§k my wat out peace ✌
*poofs away*

Mina: well then-

Mr. MunChez: *bursts into room with a chainsaw*
*Aggressive squeaking*

1-A: AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

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