bnha INTO THE DEKU-VERSE

shHhHHhzh

C: *tip toes to the couch and sits down*
Okay so-

Denki: umm BRUH, WHAT WAS THAT

C: *smacks denki in the head with newspaper*
Bruh shut up! Im in class right now!

Mina: class?

C: online learning, there doing this for like the first 9 weeks of school, the we have to go back

Bakugou: why the fuck would you go back? Thats the dumbest thing ive heard all day!

C: ik but i dont fucking know either, i still have my anime, oh! You remember how i said my parents gave me the ipad thing for my birthday, yeah i watch anime on that and while im in class

Jirou: so what are we looking at today?

C: oh! Were..umm...

1-A:...YOU DONT KNOW?!

C: im sorry i just came here i didnt have anything planned

Bakugou: i swear you could rival dunce face with how stupid you are

C: HEY AT LEAST IM PASSING MATH

Denki: :,O

Deku: top 10 anime betrayals

C: ILL BE BACK
ZOOM

Todo: wtf...

10 minutes later

C: and im back!

Deku: so what is it?

C: hehe

1-A: hu-

C: *snaps*

C: yall look hot

Jirou: no just no, you look like kami when he first hit on sero

C:

Kiri: what are we doing back here???

C: you mean the ✨ theater✨

Bakugou: yea that's EXACTLY what we fucking mean

C: i like it more here annnd
*snap*

Kiritodobakudeku have ✨vanished✨

Momo: bruh

C: kay rn i have an hour and like 30min break from class rn so imma get this done!

The screen turns on and we see a dark and scary basement, the basement has lots of scary weapons, and scary screams coming from the scary darkness that is THE BASEMENT

denki: coming soon to a theater near you

C: bruh thats what i was thinking

Denki: bruh

Iida: are we not going to mention the unnecessary overused of the word scary

C: nah fam just watch

In the dark and scary basement we see two figures, it zooms in closer and we see that the two dark and scary shadows are in fact todo and deku, there is a chair, it pans over to the chair and in the chair is big tit camie, big tit camie is tied up and struggling to get free with a gag on her mouth

Sero: Big TiT CaMi

Mina: SpReAdiNG DiSeaSEs

Denki: FrOm fLoRdiA

C: ToO cAli

Jirou: ???

C: >:O

Deku walks over to todo and pushes himself against him, "hehehe, do you see him, huh camie? Hehe he is MY man and you had the audacity to FLIRT with him hehe and for that" deku walks over to a big table with lots of shiny thingies on them, ahh yes gadgets and gizmos of plenty-

Jirou: are you fucking kidding me rn

Denki: I've got whosits and whatsits Galore~

C: you like thingamabobs? I got plenty

Momo: I want more~

Jirou: you too babe!?

Momo: of course

Deku picks up a huge machete and walks over to camie with it "you get punished"

C: ahh yes *munches on popcorn*

Uraraka: wait what?

C: gore is good

Uraraka: ➖👄➖ 👁👄👁 ➖👄➖

He chops her big bOObies and chops her hair. "Thats what you get for trying to steal mAh man" tododeku make out, katsuki walks in "wtf deku this is the fourth body this week and its only monday!" " not my fault my man is hot" tododeku make out and leave the room, " great now i have to clean this up" kiri shows up

"Hey babe there were a couple of cops outside looking around for that girl in the chair so what do you say we give her to them?" Kiri smirks, baku smirks they grab the girl and toss her outside

Cop kAmi to dA rescue with his partner shinsou, " so were lookin for big tit camie?" "Its just camie" "hmm, not what it says here" shinsou takes the paper out of denkis hands and looks at it, looks like a fucking toddler wrote it, " denki this is poorly done handwriting in red crayon"

Denki: pfft-

Toko: dark shadow thinks that was quite humorous

C: *teleports snacks and soda*
Here

*scoff* " that is an official government document done by the highest of...pEopLe" "that being a todler" smush something lands beside them they look and see big tit camie, shinosu starts to freak out but stops when he looks at denki, "...wtf are you doing?" We could see denki scribbling on the 'offical government document' "im updating it she dosent have tits anymore so she is now Utsushmi no titty" shinosu pecks his lips, "lets go home"

The FUCKING end

C: hehehe

Denki: why am i with shinosu?

C: ik i paired you up with sero but i also like shinkami and so do a lot of other people so i thought why not?

Kiritodobakudeku come back
And remember everything

Todo: well that was something

Kiri: kinda weird

Baku: not all bad

Deku:...

C: oh no bby im sry you killed a girl you probably dont feel like a hero no more-

Deku: what? No, fuck that bitch she hit on my man

C: ChOkEs

Todo: okay

Deku: okay

Kiri: okay

Baku: okay

C: kk, bye!