Bakugou: My only talent is being stress.
Kiri: Don't you mean stressed
Bakugou: No.
Deku: Oh, fiddlesticks! That really ruffles my feathers!
Bakugou, Sobbing: Please, just say fuck.
Jirou: What's wrong with you?
Shoto: Off the top of my head, I'd say low self-esteem, a lack of paternal affection, and a genetic predisposition for anxiety and depression.
Denki: It'll be fun.
Denki: We'll make a day of it.
Denki: Come on bitch.
Mina: I can't believe I have to say this.
Mina: I don't have time to get tested for sti's with you tomorrow.
Iida: "Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge" - Charles Darwin
Uraraka: What the fuck? Begets isn't a word. Quit trying to make up words, fuckface.
Shoto: Everything’s fine, izuku.
Deku: Shoto, I know your relationship with the english language is strictly casual, but you- I- *deep inhale* ALLOW ME TO TELL YOU WHAT’S NOT FINE.
Denki: Mineta, how could you possibly have gotten into this much trouble in one day?
Mineta: It... It didn't take me the whole day…
Shoto: I wanna die.
Mina: We all do, you aren't special!
Deku: I trusted you!
Bakugou: Why?
Bakugou: FIGHT ME, YOU NERD ASS SLUT!
Shoto: At least try to sound slightly more sophisticated when you threaten someone.
Bakugou: Oh, I'm sorry. I should ask; dost thou want to engage in a duel, my good bitch?
Shoto: Somehow that's worse.
Sero: Do you have any idea what you’re doing?
Denki: Why start now?
Momo: This is a very powerful artifact. You’d be messing with some forces we don’t fully understand.
Jirou: That sounds like a dare to me.
Momo: Oh my god.
Momo: Do you want some tea?
Shoto: What are the options?
Momo: Yes or no.
Jirou: At first I thought you were foolish and incompetent.
Denki: My apologies for whatever misstep I may have taken to dispel that impression. It was an honest mistake, I swear.
Deku: Smart is attractive. Educate me on something I don't know!
Shoto: The mouth of a jellyfish is also an anus.
Deku: Stop.
Denki: Which is correct, seven and five IS thirteen, or seven and five ARE thirteen?
Deku: Neither.
Deku: Because it's twelve.
Tokoyami: Mineta, this morning, I called you abhorrent and reprehensible, and I’d like to withdraw that statement-
