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Bold= lucas
Italic= athanasia


"thank you for calling Obelia's Burger. How may I help you?"

"hi weirdo!"

"this is Obelia's Burger. I think you made a wrong call sir"

"stop it burger. I know it's you"

"and now it's burger?"

"yeah. So what's up?"

"can you stop? I have a lot of customer right now"

"liar. I can see you eating burger right now"

"oh shit, you're here?"

"no I'm joking"

"..."

"so it's true? You're eating bur--"

"oh shut up you"

"why should I?"

"oh man, I hate you"

"I hate you too"

"I hate you more"

"I hate you even moreeee"

"I hate you more than bugs"

"I hate you more than my neighbours"

"I hate you more than vegetables"

"you didn't eat vegetables? You must be short"

"shut up moron"

"hi shortie"

"I really want to stab you with my spoon"

"nah you won't. I was too handsome to be stabbed"

"oh shut up loner, you're not worldwide handsome"

"that's because I'm the most handsome in the whole universe"

"oh god, you're not human. You're crazy. I just talking to crazy person wtf?"

"I'm not crazy. This is what we call confidence, sweetie"

"saying that word again, my father will kill you"

"why?"

"..."

"why you keep flirting me?"

"what?"

"I mean, are you stalking me? Or one of my fanboy?"

"what the hell are you talking about?"

"you know, if you like me you can approach me like normal person do. Not like this. You're annoyed me"

"I think you're misunders--"

"so the reason you keep calling me before because you want my attention? Ah I see now"

"wait--no"

"you need to try harder boy, I'm not an easy girl"

"what the fcck athanasia? I'm not--"

"I have a customer now. Let's talk again my dear fanboy"

"no I--"


~♥~

"hehehe finally I got him"

"wtf, I just talking to crazy person"










This chap is fccking mess wtf jajsjss

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