Obelia's Burger (wmmap) {2} [COMPLETE]

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Bold= lucas
Italic= athanasia

>> incoming call: crazy💃 <<

"what.the.fcck.do.you.want.athanasia?"

"woah chill okay. I just want a peace"

"so what is it?"

"do you have a girlfriend?"

"..."

"don't get a wrong idea. I don't want to be your girlfriend, I mean. I--"

"I did't say anything"

"..."

"so you want to be my girlfriend?"

"OH YOU DAMN IT, I SAID I WON'T"

"oh really?"

"you jerk"

"then you're an idiot"

"bastard"

"witch"

"asshole"

"ugly"

"salaud"

"what kind of curse is that?"

"it's french language you idiota"

"whatever shortie"

"shut up moron"

"so back to your question, I have no girlfriend"

"oh really?"

"the position wtill empty, wanna try?"

"in your dream"

"nah, don't worry. You're not my taste"

"you're not my taste either"

"oh reaaalllyyyy?"

"let's back to the topic, why you doesn't have a girlfriend?"

"coz I don't have a time for that? Why?"

"nothing, just ask"

"you must be lonely. Let me guess, you want a boyfriend but didn't get any, am I right?"

"stfu. I'm hang--"

"beep...beep"

~♥~

"oh god, please kill him for me"

"no one can hanging up on me"