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Bold= lucas
Italic= athanasia


"thank you for calling Obelia's Burger. How may I help you?"

"hey shortie"

"if you call me to give me a headache, please come next time, i've had my own headache today"

"you're cold. What happened?"

"there's boy who keep calling me when I'n working. Being cheesy with me. I' so annoyed"

"..."

"you're not talking about me don't you?"

"no. You're the way better than him even you a jerk"

"I thought you like me"

"why should I, weirdo?"

"it's okay if you don't like me, not everyone has good taste"

"..."

"since my shortie in bad mood, how about I tell you a joke?"

"..."

"hm"

"the broccoli says 'I look like a small tree'"

"hm true"

"the mushroom says 'I look like a small brain'"

"yeah"

"the walnut says ' I look like a small brain'"

"oh hey, I never thought about it"

"and the banana says 'can we change the subject?'"

"why?"

"..."

"..."

"..."

"..."

"fcck you luc-ass"

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

"I'm hanging up"

"HEY WAIT,--"

"beep...beep"


~♥~

"damn it"

"I really want to see her expression"




















I think all of you have heard this joke lol akkdksks

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