Lilsatan:
The guy I just told u about
The customer who kept texting me
Apparently he's ur bestfriend
Taesty:
Park Jimin??
Taesty:
shoot
Lilsatan:
?
Taesty:
no wonder he asked for ur name
and said u should unblock him
but oops
I told him u thought he was annoying
Lilsatan:
I figured
Lilsatan:
Since he apologized so suddenly
Taesty:
he did???
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Tatatae:
I'M PROUD OF U MY SON
Chim_ney:
lol what
kid I'm older than u
Tatatae:
I can't believe I'm going to be the reason two of my closest friends get together
(˘̩̩̩ε˘̩ƪ)
Chim_ney:
lmao don't take all the credit
I deserve most of it
and him too I guess
cuz he delivered me my vacuum
Chim_ney:
but heh heh I don't think he likes me
('-﹏-'；)
Tatatae:
what??
Tatatae:
who would dare dislike my dear tiny little miniature chim chim??
Chim_ney:
eh
him I guess
Tatatae:
aww don't say that:(
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Taesty:
what did u do
Lilsatan:
...sleep?
Taesty:
no I mean
y does jiminie think u don't like him?
he's a very sweet guy u know
go and say ur sorry
Lilsatan:
...he's offended with me sleeping?
Lilsatan:
Look
I can't help that I sleep ok
It's a very natural thing for humans to do
So idk what is wrong with ur best friend
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Tatatae:
ok so I think u misunderstood things
Tatatae:
I asked Yoongi
and all he's done is sleep
so whatever he's said to u
it's probably just bc he's tired
I don't think he finds u annoying or anything
Tatatae:
well actually
maybe now he does
bc he thinks u have a problem with him sleeping
Chim_ney:
wait what
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Jimin:
I DON'T HAVE A PROBLEM WITH U SLEEPING
I in fact like it very much
we should do it together sometime
nO WAIT
that's not the point
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Lilsatan:
Ur friend just asked me to sleep with him
Taesty:
bold o.o
alas, a confident gay is a confident gay
have fun!
Lilsatan:
.....
I hope ur not serious
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Chim_ney:
he keeps leaving me on read
:(((
Tatatae:
he's probably just shy
Chim_ney:
oh
why?
am I scary??
Tatatae:
I mean u just asked him to sleep with u
Chim_ney:
NO
HE TOLD U??
IT WASN'T MEANT LIKE THAT
CKSKSJDNDN
OMG HE MUST THINK I'M A CREEP
OR SOME PLAYER
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Jimin:
I did not mean to send that
Jimin:
pls answer me
Jimin:
did I make u uncomfortable??
I'm sorry
yoongsboongs:
It is fine.
I thought it was kind of funny.
Jimin:
rEAlly???
wanna sleep with me then??:D
Jimin:
I did not just send that
Jimin:
on second thought
pls kill me
Jimin:
any chance ur willing to send me those free ninja knives now
———
this is what my life has come to.
YOU ARE READING
DELIVERED | YOONMIN
Fanfiction"May I order you instead?" - Park Jimin did not expect anything more than his delivery package, but luck seemed to be on his side when he received an attractive delivery man as well.
