15: dec. 20th [the one with the nicknames]

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Jimin:
heyyy ^^
random question
what's my contact name saved as in ur phone
(°ー°〃)

yoongsboongs:
Jimin

Jimin:
yes, that's me :D

yoongsboongs:
.....

Jimin:
wait I'm only saved as jimin?
;((((

yoongsboongs:
What else would I save you as?
Beware, Danger Ahead?

Jimin:
a cute nickname
like
idk
adorablelilmochi, sweetie, cutiethingie
or
u know
loml
that works too :3

yoongsboongs:
Loml as in Leave Oh My Lord?

Jimin:
nO
or yes
as long as u save it in the shortened version :DDDD

yoongsboongs:
I'll pass.

Jimin:
( ;∀;)
are u rejecting me
is this what rejection feels like

yoongsboongs:
Depends, what am I saved as

yoongsboongs:
Do Not Disturb
Lucario
Trigonometry
Just a few guesses.

Jimin:
why would I save u as trigonometry
bc ur hard? (・∀・)

yoongsboongs:
No.
No.
Is this seriously what goes through your head every day?

Jimin:
if ur trigonometry, then what's ur sine?
is it pi/2?
cuz ur the 1

yoongsboongs:
And that's my cue to leave.

Jimin:
no wait nOo
come back (。ŏ﹏ŏ)

Jimin:
don't u want to know what I saved ur contact name as? :(

yoongsboongs:
Well.
If I'm being honest
No, not really.

Jimin:
...do u hear that?

yoongsboongs:
What?

Jimin:
that's the sound of my heart breaking
clack clack poosh

yoongsboongs:
Jimin, hearts don't clack.

Jimin:
all broken things do

yoongsboongs:
Looks like Tae's not the only one going to a hospital this week.

Jimin:
are u offering to drive me there??
:D
then yes, pls pick me up

yoongsboongs:
.....
Clack clack poosh.

Jimin:
Σ(゚Д゚)
what broke

yoongsboongs:
Your heart, 'cause I'm getting back to work.

yoongsboongs:
Bye.

Jimin:
ヽ( ̄д ̄;)ノ

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