The very last time

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Chris: Ahh. Morning in Muskoka. The birds chirping. The loon calling.


[loon calls]


Chris: The majestic gentle sounds of beautiful Northern Ontario.


[fart]


Chris: Welcome to the most dramatic thrilling episode yet! [blows party blower]


Chris: It’s been a long eight weeks at Camp Wawanakwa and Total Drama Island is about to come to an end.


Chris: Today, two campers remain. By sundown, only one will be left standing.


Chris: That camper will go home with a check for $100,000! Who will it be? Brooding, untan, alternative artist Gwen? Or the large and lovable goofball Owen? Go grab a snack, have a pee if you have to. SIt your butt down and get ready for… the dramatic final conclusion of… Total. Drama. Island!


Chris: Welcome back. We asked our finalists to record their thoughts in our confessional booth before going into the final round.


Owen: [confessional] I had a wicked time!


[flashback]


Owen: [voiceover] It was awesome.


Owen: Yeah! Who’s the man?!


[flashback ends]


Gwen: [confessional] What was it like being here for eight weeks?


[flashbacks]


[splash]


[rip]


Gwen: [confessional] [voiceover] It sucked, that’s what.


Gwen: Ugh!


[flashbacks end]


Chef: [confessional] You think it’s easy cookin’ for twenty-three ungrateful teenagers? Man, I’ve had better jobs in prison.


Owen: The food was awesome!


[flashback]


[chomping]

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