Michael- Why does round pizza come in a square box? ...."Michael why are you like this?"
Pete- If money doesn't grow on trees, why do banks have branches?...."I hate you so much."
Firkle- Do fishes ever get thirsty? "Firkle I will divorce you."
Henrietta- Why is there an expiration date on SOUR cream? ..."That a good question."
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