Avery: ...so you're named after Edgar Allan Poe?
Edgar: Yeah and i guess you're named after a nobody.
Bridgette: OOOOH BURNNNNNNN.
Ashley: Why are you guys so mean?.
Avery: Have you met their parents?
Edgar: *gasp* MY PARENTS ARE SAINTS.
Bridgette: YEAH! It is you with the lame parents. Hahaha.
-Edgar and Bridgette proceed to high-five-
Avery: Oh my god.
Ashley: I think all our parents are great.
Edgar: Hahaha that's adorable.
-Full on brawl breaks out over who has better parents-
Michael: Well i think this went well.
Firkle: Yep.
Pete: Should we break them up?
Henrietta: Nah..i wanna see how this goes.
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