South Park Goth Kids Preferences

Beach day with your kids

•Edgar•

•Dad i have to pee..."Go in the water." Michael!

•EDGAR DO NOT EAT THE SAND.

•Listen don't go in the ocean. There's a 50/50 chance you'll get mauled by a shark. .."I uh don't think thats right Michael."

•Mom! DAD! Look what i caught! *proceeds to hold up jellyfish* ....How did...he.?

•Aww Edgar did you put seashells in a bucket? .."What? No. These are crabs."...Edgar "WE EAT LIKE KINGS TONIGHT." -Michael in the background yelling HELL YEAH."-

•Bridgette•

•Absolutely loves the ocean

•Goes hunting for Seashells

•"Whats the water to shark ratio?"....um.

•THERE'S CRYSTALS EVERYWHERE..."that's glass."

•Ashley•

•Making sandcastles

•Will throat punch you if you mess up her castle

•CAN I BURY YOU? "uhh Firkle that's all you bud."

•It is illegal to bring sea water into other state? ..."You know what."

•Avery•

•Will chuck sand balls at anyone who checks out his moms. "Eyes to yourself asshole!"

•Builds the most extreme sandcastle

•Falls asleep under the shade

•Boy loves the beach.