chapter 4: Slice of life

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My eyes went wide, finding myself in bed.

I looked around my surroundings only to smile as I was excited for today.

Now that I have no missions to do, I get to finally do my hobby!

In no time I got my ingredients and started working on it.

Mash: um senpai? Are you awake?

Mash's voice could be heard past the door.

Y/n: you can come in!

The door slid open, as Mash walked in.

Mash: good morning senpai, good work on your mission yesterda-

She stopped and looked at me with confusion.

Mash: um..senpai what are you doing?

Y/n: can't you tell? I'm beating my meat.

I said that with a dead straight serious face.

Mash looked at me with a deadpan expression.

Mash: senpai, how can you get so embarrassed when a woman clings to you,  while you are able to say something like this with a straight face.

Her face and voice were straight out flat and contained no energy in it.

Y/n: well if you think about what I'm saying, I'm not really the dirty one here. This is technically my meat!

I slapped my meat, smiling as the satisfying sound of the meat made my day.

Mash: t-thats your meat?

Y/n: that's right! Do you know how long it took to find this? So what I'm saying is ethically right and you're the one who has a dirty mi-

Mash: please don't finish your sentence senpai. I'm going to have a headache.

She cut me off, her hand on her head.

Y/n: listen here Mash. The world is nearly going extinct, so do you know how rare it is to find good meat!?

Mash: uwah..senpai you're really passionate about this aren't you?

I took Mash's hand and pulled her closer.

Y/n: look at that. Doesn't that look delicious.

I saw her mouth slightly drooling as she inspected it.

Mash: n-now that I think about it, it does look quite good up close..

Y/n: I'll share it to you if you want..

I grinned at her.

Mash: r-really?

Her eyes glimmered as she looked at me with excitement.

Y/n: of course. But the first thing I need to do is clean your dirty thoughts away!

Mash: e-eh?

Y/n: say it Mash! Tell me that you want to beat my meat!

She instinctively jumped back, at my unexpected words.

Mash: senpai?

Y/n: I can't let this go on... I need to teach you that even though some phrases may sound dirty, it isn't! You don't need to be ashamed Mash!

Mash: alright! I'll say it then...jeez

Her face turned red.

Mash: u-um w-will you let me b-beat your m-meat?

I nodded my head in approval.

Y/n: thats my girl! As long as you are able to say it with no dirty thoughts, you can do it!

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