Me:heya guys! We're back with more questions and skme dares UwU
Finland:oh godnot again -w-"
Me:mehehehehehe
Philip:I'm guessing this is gonna be torture again..
Me:maybe? Idk, the first one we have today is from Phili_Sunshine "I dare phil to ignore finland for 2 hours and after that phil should hug funland after UwU"
Philip:alright thats easy :)
Finland:NOOOOO-
Me:lmao XD
Finland:babe please don't ignore meeee ;-;
Philip:*is literally ignoring him*
Finland: :'0
Me:lol okay this is from CrimsomLove "I dare phil to have a friendly date/hangout with kuya russia. Question to finland:when are you two getting married?"
Finland:in the future maybe? Cause I'm not yet ready to marry him yet I want to take it slow
Russia:wanna go to the park to get some ice cream, sunshine?
Philip:sure! ^^
Russia and philip:*goes out of the house to hangout*
Me:welp the two are gone for a while
Finland:*growls and grabs chainsaw out of know where*
Denmark:dude!! Fucking calm down they're just hanging out!!
Finland:shut up you perkele!!!
Me:I SAID NO FIGHTS OR ARGUES FOR FUCK SAKE!!
Finland:*sighs and throws away the chainsaw* fineee..
Me:good -~-'
Me:anyways, this is from ShevonneMasigman "to author:what happens if phil was a girl"
Me:well...there will be more boys craving for him if he did turned into a girl and plus I like him being a boy cause I like gay people UwU
Me:I hope you understand my answer, okay this is from ShevonneMasigman again "to finland:what is your reaction if one of your brothers flirt with phil?"
Finland:well...sweden DID kiss my philip so...*grabs chainsaw*
Iceland:sweden...run..
Sweden:*starts to run away* AHHHHH!!!
Finland:*chases him with a chainsaw* COME BACK HERE YOU MOTHERFUCKER!!
Philip and russia:we're back-
Russia:*sees finland is chasing sweden* uhm...whats happening?
Italy:you don't wanna know my friend...
Russia:oookay I'm just gonna *walks off*
Philip:*walks off as well*
Me:okay now that the two are here FINLAND STOP IT OR ELSE!!
Finland:ugh fine! *throws away the chainsaw*
Sweden:thank god :'D
Me:okay now philip 2 hours is up (idk how time works oof) you can go hug him now
Philip:okeh *runs towards funland and hugs him*
Finland:awww *hugs back*
Me:yeeee mah ship- okay this is from Mugmazz "to philip, do you sometimes steal finland's sweaters without him knowing? To russia, slap/punch the person you hate the most! (Except for ame)
Russia:thats easy *slaps finland*
Finland:OW!! Okay I've had enough with you!!! *punches russia*
Russia:fuck!! Come at me bitch!!!
Me:HEY!! NO FIGHTING OR ARGUES!! HAVE I MADE MYSELF CLEAR!?
Finland:*sighs heavily* you're lucky I didn't kick your ass
Russia:fuck you, ya shithead
Me:*sighs* I hate mah life qwq
Philip:*blushes* well..I do steal his sweaters sometimes cause its warm and smells like him...but one time he caught me so..for my punishment..I got 'smashed' by him
Finland:heh yep~
Me:okay this is from NovoAmorAlbao "to finland:has phil ever wore your clothes that are too big for him?"
Finland:yeah since me and him live together, I usually let him wear some of my clothes as his pajamas sometimes~
Philip:cause its comfy it helps me sleep :3
Me:ooookay then this is from NovoAmorAlbao "to phil/finland:have any pets?"
Philip:I have a pet corgi named sparky! He's in martial's and del's house ^^
Finland:I have a pet husky named potalia, she's a loyal gal to me but she's in my brothers' house so ye -w-
Me:alright thats it for now! My hand hurts oof ;-;
Me:but anyways!! I hope you all enjoy reading this! See ya all!!
All the countries:BYEEE!!
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