Me:alrighty we have some dares today so LETS GET THIS PARTY STARTED-
Finland:this is not gonna go well isn't it?
Canada:who knows :'D
Me:alright we have a dare from ShevonneMasigman "to phil:I dare you to sing on the wings of love"
Philip:wait what!?
Belarus:yeee go philip!!
Estonia:sing philip SING!! UwU
France:SING FOR FINLAND BOI-
Philip:*blushes in emberassed*
Me:*gives philip a microphone* sing or else ÙnÚ
Philip:*sighs*f-fine
Malay and indo:WHOOOO!! SING PHILIP! :D
Me:SHUT UP LET HIM SING
All the countries:*shuts up*
Me:good ÙnÚ
Philip:I'm not singing the rest so yeah-
Me:alrighty thats finePhilip:okay*sighs*
https://youtu.be/axGE4UCb7rw (heres the link of da video-)
Philip:just smile for me and let the day begin...
Philip:you are the sunshine that lights my heart whitin...
Belarus:damn philip has a good voice :')
Ukraine:I know right? Wish I have his voice :'D
Philip:and I'm sure that you're an angel in disguise...
Russia:I want him to sing me a song song everyday...
Spain and japan:same..
Philip:come take my hand and together we will rise...
Philip:on the wings of love up above the clouds the only way to fly...
Philip:is on the wings of love...
Finland:*blushes* fuck I'm even more gay for him than before..
France:lol XD
Philip:on the wings of love only the two of us together flying high...
Philip:flying high upon the wings of love...
Philip:alright I think I've had enough singing for one day -w-;
Finland:*is about to cry*
Philip:oh no!! Finny are you okay!?
Finland:y-yeah I'm okay *sniffs* its just that..the song is beautiful..*smiles*
Philip:aww *kiss finland*
Finland:*chuckles* but not as beautiful as you~
Philip:finny~~~
Me:alrighty enough lovey dovey theres more dares to be finished-
Philip and finland:*sighs* fineeee
Me:good, this dare is from a_friendUwU "I dare fin and phil to take ack their pets from their bros"
Me:*snaps fingers and their dogs are now here* there-
Philip:what does ack means?._."
Finland:I don't know ._."
Potalia:bark!
Finland:*pats potalia* who's a good girl? Whooo's a good girl? You are :3
Potalia:bark! Bark!
Philip:*gots tackled by sparky* sparky no!!! Bad boy ;-;
Finland:you're dog looks adorable UwU
Philip:yeah but sparky here is a trouble maker so beware
Finland:oof
Me:*snaps finger and their dogs are now outsode back of the house playing* there, now they're outside so they can play-
Finland and philip:awww ;-;
Me:okay this is from ShevonneMasigman again "to author:you should remove their weapon privileges so you won't have to pay their medical bill 😇"
Me:you know what...I never thought of that :D
Me:*snaps fingers and all of their weapon privileges are now gone* there :D
Finland:NOOO MY CHAINSAW-
Russia:NOOO MY AK GUN-
Philip:hah-
Me:lmao okay, this dare is from KendallMcGee "dare to philip:kiss russia then run just run nothing else just run :)"
Philip:to be honest that just sound creepy ._."
Me:same but do it-
Philip:*sighs* I hate my life
Me:hey russia! Philip wants to tell you slmething!!
Russia:*walks over* what?
Philip:*kiss russia and just runs*
Russia:*blushes*
Finland:*catches philip* ah ah ah philip~ you need a punshment for kissing my rival~
Philip:*blushes*f-finny no!
Finland:finny yes~*carries philip bridal style*
Me:*smacks finland's head* punishment is later after we're done!!
Finland:oof okay :'D *puts philip down*
Philip:yeey!
Me:*sighs* kill me pls- okay this one is from CrimsomLove "I dare philip to sing "work from home" with estonia. To russia:kiss,marry,kill ; phil,finpand and vodka (ÛwÛ)"
Philip:like I said I had enough singing for one day and thats it!
Estonia and me:but you gotta-
Philip:I don't care! Just gimme a break qwq
Me and estonia:fine qwq
Russia:easy! Kiss vodka,kill finland and marry sunshine!
Philip:*blushes* w-why marry m-me?
Russia:cause if I kill finland then you're mine! And I'll marry you! *blushes a little*
Finland:grr come here ya fucking perkele!!
Me:ALRIGHT THATS ENOUGH FIGHTING FOR ONE DAY
Finland and russia:grr fineee
Finland:hey is this over yet?
Me:bruh its over we're done .-_.-
Finland:then that means *looks at philip with a grin*
Philip:f-finny no!
Finland:finny yes~ *carries philip and goes to a room and locks the door*
Me:*hears them loudly* oh god my innocent ears :'D
Russia:bruh- you literally have a dirty mind, are you even innocent? .-_.-"
Me:oof no- anyways hope you guys enjoy reading!! Sorry that I wasn't posting anything since I'm a lazy fuckhead so oof- anyways byeee!!
All the countries except for finland and philip:BYEEEE!
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