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[binnie /// zommer]

zommer
ooooo
two things
1- we played 20 questions wrong; it's a guessing game ;-;
2- wanna play would you rather

binnie
1- oh welp
2- sure

zommer
oki u go first

binnie
what no
you first

zommer
no
i came up with the idea
you go first

binnie
...................
fine
uh
would you rather..
hmm
be stuck in a room by yourself for ten hours
or be stuck in a room with your greatest enemy for 5 hours

zommer
jfc what website did this question come from
by myself for ten hours
i don't fancy being in a room with KiM YaSoO for five hours

binnie
kim.. yasoo...  ???

zommer
nvm
not relevant
ok
would you rather
fite 10 duck-sized horses
or 1 horse-sized duck

binnie
bro we're getting these off of google aren't we

zommer
no shhh
we can't use google during the test remember
only this messaging app

binnie
oh yeah
we're totally coming up with these

zommer
yes
answer the question tho

binnie
a horse-sized duck would probably eat me
so the duck-sized horses is what i choose

zommer
hmmmm
interesting decision

binnie
watch as you have like 29489457 duck-sized horse stuffed animals at your house or apartment or parents' basement or whatever
and you attack me with them

zommer
ahahaha
i wasn't planning on it
but now that you mention it
i have quite the collection of plastic horses

binnie
pLASTIC

zommer
yes, grandpa
i understand that plastic wasn't a thing when you were born
heck, the plastic in my horses probably used to be a dinosauce friend of yours
dinosauce*
dinosauce**
you know what i mean

binnie
..yeah no
we're going to ignore the fact that you threatened me with plastic horses
then called me a dinosaur

zommer
sigh
your turn

binnie
okiee
would you rather
wait i text like a 12 yr old with twitter wtf

zommer
i mean same

binnie
hhhhhhhhh
okay
would you rather
not have elbows
or
not have knees

zommer
what the fun
what the literal fun
changbin
binnie
grandpa
what the fun

binnie
wdym

zommer
who the fun
what the fun
where the fun
when the fun
why the fun
how the fun

binnie
'twas solely a question ;-;
no need to attack me with censored curses

zommer
shhh
the 12 yr olds are watching

binnie
whAT

zommer
oh nothing

binnie
sure
answer "the q"

zommer
fine
i'd rather not have knees
because then i could wiggle like i've never wiggled before

binnie
eye
what

zommer
wait i can also choose not to have eyes
you didn't tell me that was an option

binnie
if it was an option....
would you choose it?

zommer
yes

binnie
uh oh
i don't like how wuickly you answered that

zommer
i don't like how you made up a new word
but you don't see me complaining

binnie
you're literally complaining just by saying that
and it wAS A TYPO

zommer
tf no shut uppppp
i want to wiggle

binnie
no

zommer
:(

binnie
:)

zommer
fine
no wiggling for now 

binnie
finally some respect

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