*One shots (multi fandom)

Somewhat Funny

A collaboration of fandoms and to be honest, I kind of imagine the characters getting along this way.

Spoilers for I think Tenth Grade Bleeds, Twelfth Grade Kills, Red Queen, Broken Throne, Catching Fire, Mockingjay, Divergent, Allegiant, Hush Hush, Finale, The Last Olympian, The Mark of Athena, and a bit of House of Hades. (A lot of books to name, I hope I've got them all.)

Mare: I hate you!

Evangeline: You act as if I care.

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Katniss: (cares only about Peeta staying alive)

Katniss (freaks out when he almost dies)

Katniss (knows she will never live happy if he dies)

Katniss: (demands for his rescue)

Katniss: (actually wanted a kiss when he is rescued only to have her hopes dashed)

Katniss:

Katniss:

Katniss: Wait, it's love?

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Tris: How high are you?

Four, drunk: No, it's hi how are you.

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Four: I almost killed my girlfriend under a simulation.

Peeta: Same.

Cal: I wasn't allowed to love my girlfriend under strict law.

Patch: Same!

Peeta: I wouldn't call it strict law, we were supposed to kill each other.

Percy:

Percy: My father and aunt didn't get along, so my relationship with her wasn't the best idea.

Patch: You dated your cousin?

Vladimir: not as bad as marrying someone 700 years younger than you.

Cal: try having a baby with a vampire and a human.

Vlad: Do NOT bring my parents into this.

Four: Cal, you mixed your silver blood with a Red woman. What color of blood do your children have anyway?

Callum: Don't anyone say it.

Patch: Where is your girlfriend, Four?

Callum: You said it.

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Cal: (Makes a bad pun)

Mare: What are you, four?

Cal, pointing at Tobias: No, he is.

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Who has the stronger boyfriend?

Nora: He went through Hell and back just because of my mistake, and still wants me.

Annabeth: (yawn) We went through the same, too. And he was invincible once, so...

Katniss: He was tortured and his brain was quite literally torn apart. And he had to watch people die brutal deaths—

Snow: Try being hunted down by both sides. That's what he went through, and dealt with the loss and betrayal of people he loved most.

Annabeth: Oh wow.

Katniss: Really? How I wish I could relate.

Nora: I know, right?

Tris: He had to deal with my death and the abandonment of his entire family. He was abused—

Katniss: (rolls eyes)

Mare: My boyfriend has to deal with me. And he asked me to marry him.

Nora:

Annabeth:

Snow:

Tris:

Katniss: Yeah, you win.

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Nora: This food's too hot. I can't eat it.

Patch: You're too hot and I still eat you.

Nora: (blushes)

Vee: (slams hand on table) NOT. AT MY. DINNER. TABLE.

Scott: You've gotta admit, it was pretty smooth.