Cal: Can you pass me the salt?
Mare: Get it yourself.
Cal:
Five minutes later
Farley: Why is she on your lap?
...
Patch: Hey Nora, are you missing any bones?
Nora: No, why?
Patch: Because you look like you could—
Vee: One more pickup line and I will BREAK YOUR NECK.
...
Four: WHAT are you DOING?!?
Tris: What I want to.
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Katniss: Peeta
Peeta: What?
Katniss: Nice buns!
Gale: *chokes*
...
Clary: Wow, Alec, you're so tall! What can you see up there?
Alec, squinting: Everyone's flaws.
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Maven: I love you.
Mare: I know you do.
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Will: Oh my gods, Nico. You lost blood. Quick! What's your type?
Percy, in the distance: Well it certainly isn't me!
Here's some more. I'm kind of out of ideas but for now, I'll take this hour and whip up something.
This is the third writer typing, and have a good day.🙂
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*One shots (multi fandom)
FanfictionJust bits and pieces of fandoms (less than 1000 words) that are too many to put in tags, but i tried to anyway. Requests are open. *updates every two days*
