Cal: Mare, you THIEF.
Mare: Well, obviously.
Cal: No, I mean it! You steal my food, my clothes, what's next?
Mare: Your last name.
Cal: I—wait, that's actually really good.
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Mare: When have I ever done anything rash or stupid?
Cal, pulling out a stack of papers: Would you like me to go in alphabetical order, date of time, or number of people injured?
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Grover: I know you like her.
Percy: For the last time, I don't like Annabeth!
Grover: I never said who, did I?
Percy:
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Tris: I do what I want! No one can stop me!
Christina: That's it, I'm calling Four.
Tris: Go ahead, see if I care.
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Percy: If cows ruled the world, would they drink human milk?
Annabeth: Honey, babe, WE ARE IN THE MIDDLE OF A WAR HOW COULD YOU THINK OF THIS?!
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Katniss: Did it hurt?
Gale: When I fell from Heaven? Catnip, I—
Katniss: No, when you tripped and fell on your face.
Gale:
Peeta: We all saw it.
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Peeta: Hey wanna go to the movies sometime?
Katniss: Yeah, sure.
Peeta: Wait, that's right. You can't bring snacks there.
Katniss, clearly not understanding: But you can buy them at the theater, can't you?
Peeta:
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Four: Tris, why are you smiling?
Tris: What, I can't smile when I see you?
Christina: Peter tripped and fell on his face.
I'm alive. I just got Gina hooked up on a TV show and I don't have much time to do the things I actually want. In a good few hours I will have an actual update.
This is the third writer typing, and have a good day.🙂
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*One shots (multi fandom)
FanfictionJust bits and pieces of fandoms (less than 1000 words) that are too many to put in tags, but i tried to anyway. Requests are open. *updates every two days*
