Chaeyoung: Yena sneezed earlier today and I accidentally said "shut the fuck up" instead of "bless you".
Minji: ...how does that even happen?
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Yena: Sammy, I want to give you some advice.
Sam: ...right okay.
Yena: If a door ever says "push" you pull, it's not directions, it's a challenge.
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Chaeyoung: Shit!
Sam: We don't use that kind of language in this goddamn mother fucking household.
Chaeyoung: I wonder who I learned it from.
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Sam: Okay, so. We need milk, eggs, and bread. Write it down.
Minji: No need!
Yena: We'll remember!
[Later]
Sam: So what did you guys get?
Minji: A panda..
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Sam: I really don't think you should drink any more coffee today..
Chaeyoung: coffee cures depression.
Sam: I don't think it works th-
Chaeyoung: MORE EXPRESSO LESS DEPRESSO
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Yena: So wait, when pies are involved, you can suddenly do math in your head?
Chaeyoung: hold on. Minnie, how much is 19,154 pies divided by 61 pies?
Minji: 314 pies
Yena: What is they were salads?
Minji: carry the four and—
Minji: it doesn't work..
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Yena: what do you do when you see gorgeous?
Minji: I stare
Minji: I smile
Minji: then I put the mirror down.
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Sam: Why do you watch so much murder stuff?
Chaeyoung: Just in case you slip up.
Sam: I-
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