𝙨𝙤𝙡𝙖𝙧 ━ 𝙜𝙞𝙧𝙡 𝙜𝙧𝙤𝙪𝙥

INCORRECT QUOTES 08

[Texting]

Chaeyoung: I had a crush on someone once and I didn't know how to handle it so I filled their car with heart shaped confetti.
Minji: ...wait...
Minji: THAT WAS YOU????
Chaeyoung: shit
Chaeyoung: who added you back to the gc? they're dead.

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Reaper: I've come to take you.
Yena, a bad of chips in her hand: uh hold on let me ask Chaeyoung.
Reaper: I — it's not a choice —
Yena: hey chaeyoung—unnie—
Chaeyoung: no.
Yena, shrugging: she said no.
Reaper: ...

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Sam: *tapping on the table*
Chaeyoung: *tapping back furiously*
Yena: what the fuck is going on.
Minji: they learned morse code so they could talk to each other secretly.
Sam: -... .. — . . . .. . - - ..
Chaeyoung: *slams fist on table* YOU TAKE THAT BACK

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MC: what are you looking forward to most?
Yena: other artists?
MC: what
Yena: isn't this MAMA as in MAMAmoo

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Sam: when I said "Bring me back something from the beach," I meant a seashell.
Chaeyoung, struggling to hold onto a seagull: well you didn't fucking say that.

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Minji: I forgot to sleep because I was thinking about memes.
Chaeyoung: if you ever wonder why you have no friends, remember that sentence.

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Medic: You're losing a lot of blood! Quick, what's your type?
Yena: Oh uh, nice hair, someone who eats nice, gummy smile—
Medic: I mean your blood type..
Yena: Oh
Yena: *squints at wound*
Yena: red

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[At the airport]

Chaeyoung: Minji, are you here?
Minji: *raises hand*
Chaeyoung: didn't recognize you with that hoodie on. Yena, are you here?
Yena: *raises hand*
Chaeyoung: didn't recognize you with your mouth shut.

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