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Chaeyoung: Truth or dare.
Sam: truth.
Chaeyoung: What's your credit card number.
Sam: dare.
Chaeyoung: Tell me your credit card number.

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Sam: There are 8 chairs and 13 kids, what do you do?
Minji: Have everyone stand.
Yena: Bring 5 more chairs!
Chaeyoung: kill 5 of them.

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Chaeyoung: Can we go get ice cream?
Minji: Did you ask Seongmin?
Chaeyoung: She said no.
Minji: then why are you asking me?
Chaeyoung: Because she's not the boss of you.
Minji, internally: it's a trap it's a trap it's a trap

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[At Chaeyoung's Funeral]
Yena: Look, can I have a moment alone with her?
Yena (to Chaeyoung): Alright, listen fucker. I know you're not actually dead.
Chaeyoung: *opens eyes* yEAH NO SHIT

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Yena: You know...ketchup is technically a smoothie.
Sam: Yenny, I love you, but please don't whisper things in my ear at 2 am.

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Chaeyoung: I'm craving something sweet. :(
Minji, gesturing to herself: ;)
Chaeyoung: I said something sweet, not a heap of salt.

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Yena: When I have a daughter, I'm going to name her Theresa. But it's going to be pronounced as "there's a".
Minji: Theresa snake in my boot.

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Minji: fist me
Chaeyoung: I- what the fuck
Minji: *holds out fist for a fist bump*
Chaeyoung: right, that's what you— right okay god Jesus fucking chr—

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