Weird/Funny Jokes To Say To Him/Her

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by flowerhazxx

by flowerhazxx

1)Q: Why are Boyfriends like parking spaces?

A: The good ones are already taken!

2) Girlfriend: Wanna see a magic trick?

Boyfriend: Sure, babe.

Girlfriend: BAM! You're single.
(oooh....thats gotta burn)

3) My boyfriend is like my iPhone. I don't have one.

4) Boyfriend: "Life's a bitch, just like you

Girlfriend: "Actually life is short, just like your dick"

5) Boyfriend: "Oh my god it smells like upsexy in here"

Girlfriend: "Whats up sexy?"

Boyfriend: "Oh nothing much, you?"

6) Boyfriend: I Have 2 words to tell you.

Girlfriend: What?

Boyfriend: I love you.

Girlfriend: isnt that 3?

Boyfriend: No. because "You"& "I" count as 1

7) Girl: asshole...

Boy: I've been called worse before.

Girl: Ha, like what?

Boy: you're boyfriend.

(DAMNNNNNNNNN OK SORRY DONT ACTUALLY SAY THESE TO YOUR LOVERS I JUST THOIGHT THEY WERE FUNNY)

8) "I Want To Suck You... Lick You... Wanna Move My Tongue All Over You...Wanna Feel You In My Mouth...Yep, That's How Eat An Ice Cream Cone!"

9) Why Did Tigger Stick His Head In The Toilet?

He Was Looking For Pooh!

10) What did the teddy bear say when offered dessert? No thanks, I’m stuffed!