The ride to the airport was silent for everyone.
The Sex Pistols were sadly chewing on the salami Mista saved from the restaurant for them to have the next time they got hungry. Number Five's cries were muffled with his mouth full of salami. It seemed like he hadn't stopped crying, and when he did stop, he'd burst into tears whenever he saw something that reminded him of you, and the cycle would repeat because everything reminded him of you.
Mista looked away from the water, took out his small note pad, and flipped it open. He was looking at all the unused ocean-related pickup lines and the short notes he took next to them.
Are you a shark? Because I have some swimmers for you to swallow - might be too perverted for her, don't lead with this one, say later when she's feeling it
Are you an octopus? Because you octopi my thoughts - more of a funny pun, maybe lead with this - positive feedback, she laughed which is a good signal, do more funny ones that make her laugh
Are you a coral reef? Because I'm in love with your beauty - sweet and flattering, would be a good one to say with a wink at the end, also a good one to lead with
If you were a fish you'd be an Angelfish - sweet, add a smile in when you say this, also a good one to lead with - positive response, she laughed and her cheeks got pink which is a good sign
Do you masturbate to shark week too? - don't say this in front of the others, might be too inappropriate but might be stupid enough to make her laugh, say later when she's more comfortable with you
Do you like whales? Because I was thinking we could "humpback" at my place - add a wink in at the end, maybe say this if she's laughing at other lines, might be too perverted
I'm hot but you're otter - funny, points out my good looks and hers, grin and wink at the end
Sure there are a lot of fish in the sea, but you're looking at a sexy land beast - points out your sexiness and good looks, make yourself look sexy while saying this. Figure out how later.
Wanna cuttle? - cute and sweet, she's cute, this is cute, this is a good one to use
You're so hot you're turning all the shellfish red - I don't understand this, it points out she's hot, so that doesn't matter, wink and grin while saying this, move onto next pick up line if she starts asking if I know what shellfish are and what makes them turn different colors
Extra note - don't say too many dirty ones, don't make her think you're a pervert and don't make her uncomfortable
Extra note - she liked the funny one, and the sweet one made her laugh and blush so try more of those, try a dirty one later and see if she likes them
Extra note - stupid Abbacchio told her I used the computer
Mista smiled to himself while thinking back to you laughing at the pickup lines and blushing. He pulled his pencil out of his hat and scribbled a few things down.
Extra note - try leaning what shellfish are and why they change color
Extra note - learn cool fun facts to impress her if you see her again
His smile faltered a bit and turned into a sad smile. The Sex Pistols gathered on his shoulders as he wrote the last extra note.
Extra note - if you see her again tell her she's beautiful and how much you missed her, compliment her, tell her how much you like her, ask her out
Extra note - make sure Sex Pistols don't ruin anything or interrupt it
As Mista was writing, Narancia was looking at the water and was playing with his switchblade.
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Metanoia
FanfictionVento aureo x reader (She/her pronouns) 𝗺 𝗲 𝘁 𝗮 𝗻 𝗼 𝗶 𝗮 [ m e h - t a - n o y - a h ] • 𝐆𝐫𝐞𝐞𝐤 ( n . ) t h e j o u r n e y o f c h a n g i n g o n e ' s m i n d , h e a r t , s e l f , o r w a y o f l i f e ; s p i r i t...
