Peking Duck: Yuxiang, Plum Juice, and I won't be in when you get home with Pancake. We're going to see Longjing Tea. We'll be away for a few days. Hawthorne Ball is waiting for you two at the pawn shop. There's some corn pies, black pepper beef, and pineapple fried rice in the fridge.
Bamboo Rice: House to myself!? YES!!!
Peking Duck: No karate in the house
Bamboo Rice: WHAT!? Why!? THAT'S SO UNFAIR! Please lift the karate ban
Peking Duck: No. Promise me there'll be no karate.
Bamboo Rice: Okay
Bamboo Rice: Hey, so the adults are away for a few days and I have the house to myself with Pancake and Hawthorne Ball! They're pretty chill and won't rat me out, so I'm holding a huge karate tournament tomorrow in the pawn shop. Starts at 3:07pm. It'll be amazing! Tell everyone!
Peking Duck: Bamboo, did you mean to send this to someone else?
Peking Duck: Bamboo??
Peking Duck: Cancel that karate tournament right NOW
Bamboo Rice: Sorry, Peking. My phone was snatched by Hawthorne Ball and she wanted to play a prank. There's no karate tournament tomorrow at 3:07pm
Peking Duck: There better not be
Bamboo Rice: Hey, quick update. I almost got caught but I think I covered it up. Karate tournament is still on. Tell everyone
Peking Duck: This is still me
Bamboo Rice: Sorry Hawthorne Ball grabbed my phone again. Can't leave anything around for too long, you know?
Peking Duck: Put your room in my room. She knows not to go in there
Bamboo Rice: You're a genius
Bamboo Rice, texting the right people this time: Karate tournament is still on for tomorrow, almost got caught again. Steak, make sure you bring Gingerbread and Red Wine with you. Tempura, please bring Miso Soup, Sanma, and Sukiyaki. Kidnap Sanma's cats if you have to.
Bamboo Rice: *puts his phone in Peking Duck's room* Hawthorne Ball, don't touch my phone
*later*
Hawthorne Ball, texting Yuxiang: Mriss Yuxiang, Bamboo Rice said he left his phone in Mr. Peking Duck's room, but now he can't find it in there
Yuxiang: *looks over at Peking Duck* Oh, I know where it is. Turns out there's a teleporter in Peking's room
Peking Duck: Here you go, Realgar Wine-- your very first phone
Realgar Wine: This was Bamboo Rice's, wasn't it?
Peking Duck: He's holding a karate tournament in the pawn shop. He's lost his priviledges
Realgar Wine: I wish someone would invite me to the karate tournament
Dragon & Phoenix: Realgar, you're literally a twig. You'd be dead
Realgar Wine: That's exactly why I want to go
ESTÁS LEYENDO
Food Fantasy on Crack 2
De TodoI really need to find better things to do with my life. Oh wait, we're in quarantine, there's nothing else for me to do. This book will probably be finished before quarantine, too.
