Sukiyaki: Shove a cucumber up your ass
Sanma: That's unsanitary, people eat those
Tempura: How would a cucumber make your ass unsafe to eat?
Miso Soup: Tempura... what am I gonna do with you?

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Food Fantasy on Crack 2
RandomI really need to find better things to do with my life. Oh wait, we're in quarantine, there's nothing else for me to do. This book will probably be finished before quarantine, too.