- What if just pressing the close button or just closing the app caused you to lose some progress you made? Nothing too serious, but annoying and most of the time you can't tell what didn't save. You have to manually go into the settings and press the button to exit the game, and when you do, you get blessed with an Exit Game voiceline from your main interface mascot. The Food Souls always welcome you back to the game, but never say goodbye
- Marshmallow is actually a pain in the ass nightmare child when Sachertorte and Turducken leave. As soon as the doors close she turns around and gives Baguette the eyes of Satan
- *reading all the drama in global chat because of Jay grand* Jesus fucking Christ
- The only reason Eclair is so tall is because he wears heels due to everyone making fun of his short height
- Most of the Christmas/holiday/birthday shopping is left to the Crepe and Pudding duo. Pudding manages the budget, and Crepe finds all of the stores and sales
- Cassata, Whiskey, Souffle, Sachertorte, and Minestrone are all Yanderes change my mind
- Tequila may be the bottom, but Martini is more fit for parenting
- All of the Food Souls' phones are connected to one phone plan and they all get upgrades at the same time
- Whiskey used Duolingo to learn Italian so he can speak to Pizza and Cassata without Cheese having a clue what they were saying, only to miss his lessons and the owl slurp up his snakes
- Marshmallow and Baguette are best friends?? Y e s but I don't know if I just want them to be friends.... best friends..... or
*looks back and forth nervously*
*sheepishly steps up to mic*
Brother and sister/cousins
Disclaimer thing: None of my sibling groups are canon cncejn;fcnkndd but Pizza and Cheese? How are they not canonically siblings?
Only justification for Baguette & Marshmallow being related that I have other than "That's how I want it" is they both have addictions-- Marshmallow addicted to her fantasy world in her candy house and sweets and Baguette is addicted to the Code, according to Food Fantasy marshmallows come from France and Baguette is French bread, light color palettes yes
- Support Food Soul Pizza?? Yes yes this is best, let my blonde twink mascot kiss his boyfriend's scars and them magically go away, or at least kiss his boyfriend's scars and let him use his other eye again dammit
- FUCK CANON! Cassata is Strength Food Soul and Cheese is a weak Support Soul. FIGHT. ME.
- "We gotta find a way to cut down on expenses. What can we live without?"
"Probably [name]"
Caption this which group is this
- MA owns a giant industry that is slowly taking over the world oof
- Vine, Musically, and TikTok in Tierra but instead of random people making the vids it's just the Food Souls trying to keep themselves entertained
- Pizza is flexible boi, full on splits and everything
- If Food Souls were put into a zoo (WHAT HAVE I DONE I've thought about this for a while and I'm ashamed of it, only thought of it because of animals attacking videos) Pizza would be the peacock that is allowed to roam freely
- Bonito Rice has a fear of dogs
- AU where everything is the same except there are more POC Food Souls because everyone is pale as fuck, even the dark skinned ones we do have??
- If you told me I could 5 star Pizza overnight by starving myself I would believe you and do it
- Literally most of my fanon sibling pairings go with the "you'd never know we're related unless we told you" vibe. Like Baguette and Marshmallow (if I choose to see them as sibs), since Pizza and Cheese is easier to believe
- What if all the alcohol Food Souls were related? #RedWineandBloodyMaryarecousinsfightingoverSteak
- *sees list of all the squads (canon and fanon)* Cool, let's check it *sees Baguette in White(ish) of Hair, Tragic of Backstory* Yeesh ouch oof but true but oof *sees VIVA LA FRANCE but not Baguette* *unholy screaming*
- Is Donut any good? Like I don't have her and even if I shard fuse summoned her she's be at 0 stars, but is she a unit worth putting resources into?
- MA tried hosting Alcoholics Anonymous meetings for the Food Souls but Red Wine and Bloody Mary always throwing hands
- Which group would be a DDLC AU?
- *waiting for a dine and dash customer to get my free 10 crystals* .... What the fuck is taking so long?
- MA trying to summon for Baguette but he's a spiteful little shit with Sachertorte until MA yells "Baguette come home or else I will sicc Marshmallow on you" through the summoning pool
- SP rarity is a very OP (hence why I typically don't like OCs in this rarity) and I hope Funtoy keeps the number of Food Souls in this down to a minimum and doesn't overstuff it like they did to SR
- Funtoy we need more R souls, especially event R souls because then people won't get entirely pissed when they get nothing but R souls in a 10x pull.
- I'm literally gonna make a part where I rearrange the SR rarity into different rarities because this is just. oh no they're all collectibles now
- There is a large room in the Eye of Horus that is just filled with copies of the Code and it's Baguette's favorite room to be in
- This may just be me being slow, but-- what if Baguette's a law enforcer and sticks so strictly to justice (from a food perspective) because baguettes were initially created during the French Revolution, and if my knowledge of history is serving me correctly then that all happened because the king and queen were shit rulers who imposed high injustice on the lower classes because they were too absorbed in their own egos to tax the nobility
- "Sachertore is a unique chocolate cake found only in a Vienna's hotel" I'm sorry where
- ^^"There is no preservatives added and yet, it is able to maintain freshness and long shelf life" will Sacher have extended freshness like Ume and Jiuniang? Please say yes (totally not smut related)
- Food Souls getting sent to do special missions to get information on an enemy or exterminate Fallen Angels and get special agent outfits (totally didn't first imagine this with Pizza being a high kill-count unit on his own oof)
- Pizza has Skyrim inventory
YOU ARE READING
Food Fantasy on Crack 2
RandomI really need to find better things to do with my life. Oh wait, we're in quarantine, there's nothing else for me to do. This book will probably be finished before quarantine, too.
