Baguette: Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth
Souffle: No
Marshmallow: *leans over to Sachertorte* Is he allowed to do that?
Sachertorte: Well, Souffle technically has the legal right to say 'no' in his trial. But that makes him instantly guilty of contempt of court and he'll go directly to jail

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Food Fantasy on Crack 2
RandomI really need to find better things to do with my life. Oh wait, we're in quarantine, there's nothing else for me to do. This book will probably be finished before quarantine, too.