Turducken: Cap'n Cuttlefish
Parfait: Agent 2/Marie
Mousse: Agent 1/Callie (Mousse isn't part of Eye of Horus, but they're connected to Sachertorte's story and stuff, so....)
Sachertorte: Agent 3
Marshmallow: Agent 4
Baguette: Agent 8
Mango Pudding: Pearl
Jello: Marina
Uke Mochi: Octavio
Absinthe, an OC of mine UwU: Tartar
Pearl and Marina had no connection to the Squidbeak Splatoon prior to Agent 8's existence, so I figured they didn't need to be related to the Eye of Horus. But, if they must be, then.... Viscount's Mansion Arson Incident
(I'm getting all of these off of a "Splatoon incorrect quotes" page, leave me be)
This isn't Splatoon AU related, but
Marshmallow: *can't fly very high, mostly just hovers*
Baguette: *gasp* Hovering buddies
Sachertorte: You don't even have wings at all, Baguette, why do you hover
Marshmallow: I'm telling you all, he's the Jesus Christ of Law & Order
~~~~
(This one I didn't)
Baguette: *trying to do an 8 ball test*
Turducken:
CQ Cumber: *ready to press the button*
*the 8 ball starts falling*
CQ Cumber: You let the 8 ball fall. Test failed--
Baguette: *has already jumped off the platform and is falling to his death*
Sachertorte: There he goes
Turducken, who is used to seeing him fail: There he goes again
~~~~
*Inner Agent 3 fight*
Baguette: *lands on the platform and immediately dies*
Baguette: Um.... *hops back onto platform and tosses bomb* *still dies*
Baguette: Where in the--!? *sees Sachertorte on platform* Oh, it's you
Sachertorte: *unleashes rapid fire*
Baguette: *shrieks as he roll doges to the other side and hides behind a barricade*
Baguette: *searching for Sachertorte with his gun ready* Where the hell did he go....
Sachertorte: *slowly rises behind him*
Baguette: *slowly turns around*
~~~~
Sachertorte: Baguette, wanna chill?
Baguette: Sure
Marshmallow: *kicks door open* SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME--
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Marshmallow: Theif
Parfait: 'I' before 'e' except after 'c'
Marshmallow: Thcief
Parfait: No
~~~~
Sachertorte: This town isn't big enough for two superagents!
YOU ARE READING
Food Fantasy on Crack 2
RandomI really need to find better things to do with my life. Oh wait, we're in quarantine, there's nothing else for me to do. This book will probably be finished before quarantine, too.
