Identity V Groupchat

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PostmanVic, FangBoy, PhotoGenic, and DaddyRipper are now online

DaddyRipper: who the hell is that?

PostmanVic:who?

DaddyRipper: I mean you. Who the hell let a postman in?

PhotoGenic: are you telling me you've never seen the postman?

DaddyRipper: of course not! Why would I be asking who he was?

PostmanVic: well.... Hi hunter. I'm Victor Grantz. Nice to meet you!

DaddyRipper: and he's this nice? Oh god I'm gonna vomit

FangBoy: says the one with a Naib body pillow

DaddyRipper: huh?

PhotoGenic: oh yeah... I told em

DaddyRipper: YOU ASSHAT

PhotoGenic: HEY HEY HEY HEY IF YOU WERE THREATENED BY A SHORT BOY WITH GREY HAIR AND A MASK YOU WOULD UNDERSTAND

FangBoy: Aesop threatened you?

PostmanVic: that.... I actually see that happening

DaddyRipper: I even believe it. Have you seen the coffin guy when he's pissed? I even heard he dragged a coffin my size when I was attacked

FangBoy: you were attacked?

PostmanVic: w h e n?

PhotoGenic: it was... When the survivors made ripper their meal, all because ripper got jealous.

DaddyRipper: listen, I am going to have a wedding with him according to the owl man. My husband ok?

PostmanVic: did Eli say it was naib?

DaddyRipper: no. But I wouldn't marry anyone else

NaibSubedar is now online

NaibSubedar: okay fucker let me tell you something. I wouldn't marry or date you. Plus you would force me to have sex with you. I don't want that.

DaddyRipper: I can go without having sex for years

PhotoGenic: didn't your body pillow have a whole in the back?

DaddyRipper: GRANDPA

PhotoGenic: w h a t?

DaddyRipper: I'll kill you

CoffinMan is now online

CoffinMan: ripper, do that and I'll bury you 6 feet under. 

PhotoGenic: I love you so much ;-;

CoffinMan: don't get used to it, I'm just using you for your body.

PhotoGenic:.... What do you m e a n? We haven't even slept together!

NaibSubedar: ahem. Coffin. Bury. Do I need to be more obvious?

CoffinMan: not exactly. I like hugs.

FangBoy: Right so, last match I had. It was an old man. Who the hell was that?

PostmanVic: you mean burke? He's simple to go against with.

CoffinMan: not always... He can use his machines to get to my coffin easily and trap me in there.

NaibSubedar: I've seen it. Aesop couldn't stop crying

CoffinMan: Naib I won't hesitate to trap you in a room with ripper.

DaddyRipper: Naib continue.