After the whole incident with Aldarp, you were safe but broke as fu*k
Y/N: Damn it... they took all my sweets. I won't forgive them...
Aqua: Achoo! Cold... I'm so cold... Warm me up... Somebody warm me up... Y/N can you warm me up?
Kazuma suddenly started to scream like crazy
Kazuma: *screams*
Aqua: What's wrong with you?!
Y/N: Have you frozen your penis and it fall off?! Aqua, heal him! Fast!
Kazuma: Don't you get it?! Darkness went to deal with that lord last night and never came back! She's probably...
Aqua's eyes widened in fear and you dropped your sword on the floor
Kazuma/Aqua/Y/N: *scream*
???: Meow
Megumin appeared with a cute cat in her hands
Y/N: Megumin? What's with the cat?
Megumin: I doubt she'll cause much trouble, so...
Y/N: You want to keep her?
Megumin: Is that all right?
You and Kazuma started to pet the cat but when Aqua tried to touch it, the cat scratched her
Aqua: Ow! Hey, why'd she only scratch me?! Unbelievable! Between the jet black fur and the imperious attitude, I can sense some sort of malevolent aura!
Kazuma: Maybe she just scratch useless goddesses like Aqua...
Aqua: What was that?!
Y/N: What do you call this cute cat?
Megumin: Chomusuke.
Kazuma: What'd you-
Megumin: She's Chomusuke.
Y/N: Kawaii
Megumin: Anyway, what were the two of you making a fuss about?
Kazuma: How can you be so calm?
Y/N: Here we go again...
Kazuma: As we speak, Darkness might be...
Megumin: There may be unsavory rumors about that lord, but I doubt Darkness could easily be-
Kazuma: That's the problem with children! You still don't understand that deviant at all! "You can do what you want with my body... But don't think you'll have your way with my heart!" She's sure to say something like that
Y/N: *NOD NOD*
Megumin gasped in shock and was scared
Megumin: Wh-Wh-What should we do?! Darkness is in grave danger! What should we do?!
Kazuma: It's too late. Listen up. When she gets back just be as nice to her as you normally would.
Aqua: I-I get it! So we can't ask Darkness what it was like to climb the stairs to adulthood!
Megumin: Darkness... Darkness, she's...
Y/N: I found one bar of chocolate and a bottle of wine!
Sena: Satou Kazuma, Y/N L/N?!
Y/N: Gaaaah! They are back! They must've smelled my chocolate and they came back. M-My treasure
Doors slammed wide open when Sena walked in
Sena: Are Satou Kazuma and Y/N L/N here?!
Kazuma: I've never heard of someone like Satou Kazuma or Y/N L/N
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Konosuba x Male Reader (Powerful Male Reader)
FanfictionY/N L/N was just an ordinary boy who loves games, anime, memes and such things. You already know what is happening next. This is the story about legendary heroes. "The Supreme Warrior with 10 Powers" from a different world and his amazing party! En...
