(I don't own most of these jokes)
Gold: I have a headache that keeps coming and going...
Funneh: *walks back in the house because she forgot bacon for Floof*
Gold: See, there it is again!
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Alec: *Sees an idiot doing something stupid*
Alec: *Realizes it's Funneh* Wait, that's my idiot.
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Draco: *Jumps out of no where at 2 AM*
Draco: iS wAtEr WeT?!
Funneh: Draco it's 2 AM, get the hell out.
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Funneh: If there are five kids and only three chairs, what would you do?
Gold: Only the most important ones get to sit down.
Rainbow: Get two more chairs!
Lunar: Make everyone stand.
Draco: Kill two.
Funneh: Draco no-
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No one:
Absolutely no one:
Draco: ALULULULULULULULU
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No one:
Absolutely no one:
Not even Draco saying alulululullululu
Draco: DIEDIEDIEDIEDIE
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*Lunar when seeing a frog eat a fly*: Murder?
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Draco: Great.
Funneh: Awesome.
Draco: Splendid.
Funneh: Spectacular.
Draco: Superb.
Rainbow: What are they doing?
Lunar: They both got in a fight but still want to talk to each other.
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Gold: *Didn't burn the food for once*
Also Gold: Shef
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Kyran and Bow: THEY'RE WAR TABLE BATTLE FIGURES
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Felicia walking past people: You're gross! You smell!
Brittany walking behind her: She doesn't mean it, I'm sure you bathe quite frequently!
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Gold: Funneh, you need to take a shower!
Funneh: It'll kill me!!
Gold: Bathing regularly doesn't kill you!
Funneh: There's a first time for everything!
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Funneh: Hey Lunar, can—
Lunar: No.
Funneh: But you didn't let me finish...
Lunar: I didn't need you to to know it was a bad idea.
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Rainbow: Gold, do you wanna try these cookies I made?
Gold, eating them: I think they're raw... didn't you cook them at 1,000,000?
Rainbow: GOLD THAT'S NOT HOW YOU MAKE COOKIES!!!
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Rainbow: I'm the beast!
Everyone: We have a chance.
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Kyran and Alec: *Stare each other down*
Funneh and Gold: What're they doing?
Also Funneh and Gold: Probably just what best buds do.
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Yandere: Hey you! You want a discount for death? It's free!
Celeste: Just be sure to call 911 before hand!
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Yandere: Who did it?
Elijah: Celeste brought the drugs.
Yandere: Wait, that's not what I-
Celeste: Alec gave them to me!
Yandere: Guys-
Alec: I don't do drugs!
Yandere: GUYS!
.....I brought the drugs
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Draco: Is water wet?
Funneh: Didn't you ask me that before?
Draco: ... you didn't give me an answer.
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Funneh: What time is it?
Draco: I dunno, wait a sec. *pulls out a kazoo*
Gold: WHO THE HELL IS PLAYING THE KAZOO AT 4 IN THE GOD DAMN MORNING?!?
Draco: It's 4 AM
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This is it for part 2 of the jokes!
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Oneshots/memes
Humor𝓪 𝓯𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓸𝓶 𝓪𝓾 - - ⚔︎ - - A place for me to add random things like Oneshots and memes. (I do not own any of the art or characters used in this book) DO NOT COPY THIS BOOK. If you want to do something similar, or change the ideas, at least cred...
