Comedy legend actor-producer Seann William Scott was famous as Steve Stifler, the ultmate Frat Brother Popularity Ruler who makes a fool of himself...and others...in the 'American Pie' movies...and other teen movies like 'Road Trip', 2000; 'American Pie', 1999; and Jim Levenstein, (actor-producer Jason Biggs), first meets Czech exhange student Nadia, (Shannon Elizabeth), at a Jewish party campus...and ruins his status because he's a dork, early on in 'American Pie', 1999, right in the media section.
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"Tyler, what the hell are you doing with Kelly?", Gina asked.
"Nothing. She thought I hated her. But she dumped me for Rich. They're, like, together. Look, I hate to deliver the...".
"She's a Popularity Ruler like Victoria Faraday. And as stupid as Shelby is. Go get someone who wants you...not so that you can fuck her...and, in the morning, she steals your fraternity status as the hottest sex machine at Phi Kappa Kappa".
"Hey, I wouldn't go that far. What happens between a frat brother and sorority sister...stay in the campus bedroom".
"Yeah, like the lesbians...and gays".
"What goes around...Look, there's a party tonight".
"I'll come...Stacey will be there. And she's likely to fuck some football jocks because she's Head Cheerleader of the Delta Delta Delta Rating System Committee".
"No way!".
"'Bye!".
"'Bye!".
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"So, I was...Hey, Tyler...You're not with Kelly", Biff smiled.
"No. She's with Rich. I don't want to talk about it. Besides, Gina felt sorry for me. I just want to get wasted".
"There's some sorority girls at Delta Delta Delta. They're hot! Apparently there's a Throne for the King and Queen Rating System House Champions. Yeah, I want to see Daisy Fleisher's breasts. But she's not into the scene".
"What scene?".
"The Look But Not Touch scene. That's so...1978".
"Yeah, times have changed since then".
"Times never change at Phi Kappa Kappa. You heard about John Kappa".
"Yeah, the founder of the campus. A Polish Jew who broke the rules. Maybe we need some way to be as famous as he is".
"Shit, I want to score. But, I heard Rich is gonna ruin us. He has a plan to destroy us. He and his cronies shall feel the power of The Ratings System. It is the law".
"The law can be broken".
"Yeah, but I know the rules. You meet a girl, ask her out, and have sex. That's it. Dancing is okay. It is part of the way of campus life; Greek life".
"I get it. I am a Christian frat boy; I'm not Jewish".
"You don't need to be to be a Popularity Ruler. It is a old term. To be popular, you need to be a singer; a TV or movie star; a writer; or a frat house hero".
"Or a dancer".
"Exactly. Cult status is a subjective term. It is, and always is, a failure. I'm going out with Eva Schwartz".
"She's Jewish".
"Yeah, but I am converting".
"Really?".
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The Rating System
HumorTyler Davidson, a Freshman at Phi Kappa Kappa Fraternity House, is struggling to post a high score to get into Harvard. When he attends a party by Rich Kendall, a Senior, he hears about The Rating System...a game in which frat boy rate the girls the...
