The Rating System

Chapter Four-The Rating System-Part four

The new and improved Popularity Ruler Queen President Shelby...is now a New York Businesswoman who still can't get her rich Daddy's approval, in a green dress; and the Jewish frat boys are back: When Jim, Stifler, Finch, Chris, and Kevin go on a vacation, they encounter two lesbians in a house on the beach, Amber, (Lisa Arturo); and Natalie, (Joelle Carter), in 'American Pie 2', 2001, right in the media section.

Warning: It is rated R for some coarse language, sex references.

You must be 18 years and over to see and hear it.

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"Daddy, I told you not to bother...", Shelby reached for her I-phone 6 in her black limousine, "...I bought my fur coat at Macy's Department Store for $US3,000...and you're telling me to cheapen my style as a Popularity Ruler of Delta Delta Delta Sorority House...".

"Years ago I hoped...and your Mom did to, that you'd be a House Mother to the sorority girls. And you pissed off Victoria Faraday".

"I wasn't into her scene...".

"It's not my issue, Shelby; it's your issue".

"Why do I bother, Daddy? I'm 23 now. And you're still acting like my Grandpa".

"Try and be a woman, Shelby. For your Old Man's sake".

"Fine. Like I was going to marry a rich man from New York's 500 List of Sexy Men about Town. That's...".

"Look, don't mess around, Shelby. I taught you how to be a Popularity Ruler. And now there's a Rating System job at Phi Kappa Kappa frat house. And I want you to marry someone. It's now or never".

"Like some guy who is loaded with date me...marry me...and get me knocked up. Seriously, Daddy; seriously".

And then the I-phone 6 chat ended.

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Shelby was so nervous that she didn't notice Rich's car.

"Hey, watch out!", she yelled.

Rich stopped, then turned down the driver's-side window.

"Hey, you're Shelby, right?", he asked.

"Yeah, and...Hey, you're Rich. I know your parents. They do business with Daddy in Lower Manhattan".

"Yeah, but they kicked me out of the Mansion".

"Fuck, no!".

"Yeah. You see...No matter! I was going to the frat house to sort some shit out. Would you like to go in my 2013 Golf car?".

"Sure".

And she got in...

....And put on her black seatbelt.

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"What happened?".

"They changed my bedroom".

"Why?".

"Because they wanted me out".

"Out? What do you mean?".

"My parents are sick. Mom's a lesbian; Dad's...I don't want to know. And now they're forcing me to go to Princeton".

"Not Harvard".

"I want to go to Harvard".

"But not now".

"No, but I'll take over as President of Phi Kappa Kappa Fraternity House. Maybe this semester they'll be more fun".

"And I'll take care of Delta Delta Delta Sorority House".

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"They kicked you out".

"It was because they're jealous of my success". And me moved his hands over her dress...and begun to kiss her on the mouth.

"Not here...".

And he smiled...

...And waited for the perfect time to score with one of the dumbest...yet sexiest ex-Popularity Ruler Sorority House Presidents in Lower Manhattan.

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The entrance to Phi Kappa Kappa was full of frat boys.

"Fuck, it's Rich! And Shelby!", Biff yelled.

"Shelby! Here! Must be a mistake. Where's John West, the RA?", Tyler asked. He ate a burger. Biff didn't answer.

"He's in a meeting with Dean Faine".

The driver's-side door opened.

"Hey, losers!".

"Fuck off, Rich!", Tyler said.

"Seems my parents are queer. And they want me to go to Princeton University. Since I was kicked out of my Mansion...I'm staying here for the rest of the semester...with Shelby".

"What do you mean by queer? Like, did they change your clothes to pink?", Biff laughed. Shelby glared at him.

"They turned my bedroom into a Fairy fucking place".

"Well, diversity is part of the 21st Century", Tyler finished his burger.

"Fairy's are to be in homes for fairies".

"The gays, lesbians, bisexuals...and so on...are ruining America. It is outrageous that men can enter Beauty Pageants...and win. That is wrong!".

"Oh, here you go! Next you'll say African-Americans, Mexicans, and other countries are losers too. I'll vote for you as President...Not!".

"I will win. Because my views matter in the future. 2015 is the year we take back our fraternity. And the sorority will be taken back by Shelby".

"Yeah, and I will be President of Delta Delta Delta longer. Come on, Rich. We've got an appointment with Dean Faine in his office".

"Okay. See you, losers".

"'Bye!".

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