Jeanine Stifler, (comedienne Jennifer Coolidge), is the ultimate seducer of Paul Finch, (Eddie Kaye Thomas), in 'American Pie 2', director J B Rogers, 2001, right in the media section; and the infamous scene from 'American Pie', 1999, where Paul first meets her in the Pool Room...and offers to get her hard liquor...and begins a relationship with her.
Warning: It is rated R for sex references.
You must be 18 years and over to see and hear it.
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Section III
Carter Greger stared at Chloé Davidger.
"Shit, I told you about that dress".
"I works. My breasts heave too much...".
"I don't want to hear. I need to date a sorority girl who is normal. Not freaky". He glimpsed the Honor Roll Members of Phi Kappa Kappa-1973-2014...And sighed.
"Your Father and Grandfather were members", she smirked.
"Cover that dress up".
"No!".
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"Then we're going to have you to force you to get on the stool".
"Not the stool. The lesbian lobby are...I hate kissing girls".
"But a lot of pledges are honored to be part of the new Queen of Delta Delta Delta House. The Junior girls are wary of sex; the Junior Frat boys act like they'll throw up on their dates at Rich's parties. The rumor is he's back at Phi Kappa Kappa...and he's out".
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"Rich's isn't queer".
"His parents made his bedroom a...pink color".
"Why?".
"Because they wanted a daughter...Not a son".
"Fuck me!".
And Chloé pulled up her dress with her small hands...and strutted down the cobbled road towards the front entrance to Phi Kappa Kappa Fraternity House.
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"Carter. Did you score with the Professor? She's fucking hot. Like, I saw...Hey, Chloé, hot stuff. I mean...".
"Shut the hell up. Go see Gina".
"Oh, yeah. She's getting the co-ed news letter from Dean Faine. He and Rich are lovey-dovey. Or, more to point, have a connection".
"I don't care, Biff; I care about the party".
"Yeah, it's going to have a mud wrestling comp. And wet T-shirt sorority comp, too. And...It's really sexy".
"Typical frat minded brain show".
"It's a tradition. You gotta get them drunk...or Victoria Faraday may whip the girls on that stool. Man, I heard that Shelby whipped Amy Castle".
"Did she get it?", Chloé asked.
"Yes. But she and her girlfriend are together. Some girls are not into the sex; some are into the discipline".
"Hey, a lot of girls get it. It's part of the ritual. You see, the pledges are so stupid that they're asking for directions to Delta Delta Delta Sorority House".
"They're not local New Yorkers".
"And where do they come from?".
"Los Angeles, home of movie stars. And botox injections. You know, actors can't move their medulla and pons facial muscles...they're like a fucking statue for hours; you can't do anything! And eating food is diabolical...because your face is fucked...Man, it's like...you want to speak...But you can't. Isn't that insane?".
"Yes, very".
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Gina arrived.
"Biff, I thought you'd never leave".
"I was entertaining Carter and his girlfriend Chloé. They heard about the comp; they heard about being King and Queen of Phi Kappa Kappa, and Delta Delta Delta fraternity and sorority. Yes, it's risque...but we have honor, tradition, and focus on everyone competing. Hell, it's for the semester's Reign of Heroes Crown".
"Let's go inside before the Dean screams at us".
And they followed her inside the expansive fraternity hall...And got changed for the show.
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Note to readers 1
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Facial_nerve
A website that is about the medulla and pons facial nerves in the human body. Don't use botox. It's not worth it.
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The Rating System
HumorTyler Davidson, a Freshman at Phi Kappa Kappa Fraternity House, is struggling to post a high score to get into Harvard. When he attends a party by Rich Kendall, a Senior, he hears about The Rating System...a game in which frat boy rate the girls the...
