Lani & the City Boy ✔️

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27th of march, 2018

3:02am

the world is full of dickheads isn't it?

hate to break it to you, but
yes. yes it is.

i should hire a hitman to take them out.

can't you just do it yourself? i thought you had skills in that department.

no, i'm just good at threatening people. like you established earlier.

ah okay.

but if you did want to kill people, i would totally help you.

yeah honey, we would make a great team.

like superheroes from a comic.

exactly. you'd be a great sidekick.

oh, i'm the sidekick?

lani, how tall are you?

about 5'6 why?

i'm 6'1.

and?

i'm taller than you.

i gathered that.
your point is?

batman and robin wouldn't
be the same if robin was taller, would it?

true, but why can't we break
stereotypes. come on noah, i thought
you were woke my love.

okay whatever. the secondary characters always have a better story anyway.

you really would make a great sidekick though.

maybe.

but there's only one person i would sidekick for.

who?

harry potter of course.

so you're ron and i'm hermione right?

no, i'm hermione.

i am the girl noah, so wouldn't it make sense if if was the girl?

what happened to breaking stereotypes lan?

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plus hermione is the smart one, and i don't think that fits you as a person very well anyway.

rude! i'm extremly smart thank you very much.

you just spelt extremely wrong.

typo.

yeah right.

it was!!

don't get mad at me for
your mistakes.

noah, i obviously know how to spell extremely, i'm 18 for gods sake.

i'm flirting with you, dumbass.

well you need lessons in flirting.

like you're a better flirter. you asked me for relationship advice the other day.

yeah, not for myself though.

true. did your friend ever get the girl?

no because i didn't get any advice to give to him.

well, i'm sure if he's anything like you,
he'll be just fine.

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