I collided with a stationary truck coming the wrong way
To avoid hitting the bumper in front I struck a pedestrian
A pedestrian hit me and went under my car
An invincible car came out of nowhere struck my car and vanished
There was no damage to the car as the gate post will testify
The other car collided into mine without giving warning of its intention
The pedestrian had no idea which way to run so I run over him
In an attempt to Kill a fly I drove into a telegraph pole
I knocked over a man he admitted it was his fault and he had been knocked over before
I consider neither vehicle to blame but if either was to blame it was the other one
The car in front hit the pedestrian but he got up so I hit him again
