World's biggest lies.

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I'll respect you in the morning

The check is in the mail

The new ownership won't affect you the company will remain the same

I won't cum in your mouth

This won't hurt

Eat this you like it

My wife doesn't understand me

You don't look a day over 40

it's only previous owner was a little old lady who used it for driving to the shops

The puppy won't be any trouble mum-I promise I'll look after it myself

Come on ,tell me. I promise I won't be angry.

We had a lot of interest in this property

I'll call you later

It was delicious but I couldn't eat another bite

You don't need it in writing_ you have my word

I've never had a dissatisfied customer

I'll only put the tip in

You made it yourself? I would never have guessed

Your hair looks just fine

The villa is less than 100 yards from the beach

The government will not raise taxes

It will be as good as new

She means nothing to me

Don't worry he's never beaten anyone

Trust me

You won't find anyone cheaper

The colour really suits you

Size doesn't matter

It's a very small spot _nobody will notice

One-size-fits-all

Of course I love you

Don't worry madam will be with you first thing in the morning

The river never gets high enough to flood this property

It's not the money it's the principle of the thing

Your insurance policy covers for full replacement value

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⏰ Last updated: May 31, 2020 ⏰

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